The Last Days of Foxhound/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Many, many strips hold these, but there are plenty to note:

Psycho Mantis: That conniving backstabbing son of a bitch Santa Claus!"

Wolf: LIQVIIIIIIID! MANTIS IS TRYING TO MAKE ZOMBIIEEES!

"Zombie": (EXPLODES IN A HUGE SPRAY OF GORE)
Mantis: Huh. Oh well, still got thirty-seven more.

  • Ocelot and Solidus talking about the plans for taking over Metal Gear. They end their conversation:

Solidus: I'll be in Europe working on START 3 the whole time, but feel free to contact me by CODEC anytime.
Ocelot: Okay, see ya. ...Wait.
Solidus: Yeah?
Ocelot: You're going to be negotiating a nuclear disarmament treaty.
Solidus: Yes.
Ocelot: At the same time we are testing an impossibly powerful nuclear weapon. In secret.

Solidus: And?

(Beat Panel)

Ocelot: Can I hug you?

Ocelot: Where are you?
Solidus: In the Oval Office. Now piss off! (looks down) ...Not you, babe. Keep going.
(Later)
Ocelot: For the first time, I feel like I really understand Mantis.

Ocelot: Wait, were you going to try and kill me?
Gurlukovich: Shalashaska! Don't be ridiculous, we would never-
Ocelot: Oh my god, you WERE gonna kill me!
Gurlukovich: My friend, I-
Ocelot: That's ADORABLE!

Liquid narrating: Reader Rabbit...No. Just No.

Reader Rabbit: Can you spell "cat"?

Psycho Mantis: Can you spell "Lapin à la moutarde?"

Evil Cro-Magnon Carrot: TASTY HUUUU-MAN!

  • The explanation to why Sniper Wolf's outfit is so... revealing.

Sniper Wolf: I mean, look at ziz!
Liquid Snake: I am looking at ziz.

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