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* [http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=302 This strip.]
* [http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=302 This strip.]
{{quote| '''Psycho Mantis''': That conniving backstabbing son of a bitch {{smallcaps|Santa Claus}}!"}}
{{quote|'''Psycho Mantis''': That conniving backstabbing son of a bitch {{smallcaps|Santa Claus}}!"}}
* "Do I look like a masochist? Don't answer that." [http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=124 Here].
* "Do I look like a masochist? Don't answer that." [http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=124 Here].
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=320 Liquid tries to point out that he's Foxhound's C.O., not their mother.]
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=320 Liquid tries to point out that he's Foxhound's C.O., not their mother.]
{{quote| '''Wolf''': ''LIQVIIIIIIID! MANTIS IS TRYING TO MAKE ZOMBIIEEES!''}}
{{quote|'''Wolf''': ''LIQVIIIIIIID! MANTIS IS TRYING TO MAKE ZOMBIIEEES!''}}
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=322 Mantis's necromancy].
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=322 Mantis's necromancy].
{{quote| '''"Zombie":''' ('''EXPLODES IN A HUGE SPRAY OF GORE''')<br />
{{quote|'''"Zombie":''' ('''EXPLODES IN A HUGE SPRAY OF GORE''')
'''Mantis:''' Huh. Oh well, still got thirty-seven more. }}
'''Mantis:''' Huh. Oh well, still got thirty-seven more. }}
* [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder|Ocelot]] and Solidus talking about the plans for taking over Metal Gear. They end their conversation:
* [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder|Ocelot]] and Solidus talking about the plans for taking over Metal Gear. They end their conversation:
{{quote| '''Solidus:''' I'll be in Europe working on START 3 the whole time, but feel free to contact me by CODEC anytime.<br />
{{quote|'''Solidus:''' I'll be in Europe working on START 3 the whole time, but feel free to contact me by CODEC anytime.
'''Ocelot:''' Okay, see ya. ...Wait.<br />
'''Ocelot:''' Okay, see ya. ...Wait.
'''Solidus:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Solidus:''' Yeah?
'''Ocelot:''' You're going to be negotiating a nuclear disarmament treaty.<br />
'''Ocelot:''' You're going to be negotiating a nuclear disarmament treaty.
'''Solidus:''' Yes.<br />
'''Solidus:''' Yes.
'''Ocelot:''' [[Refuge in Audacity|At the same time we are testing]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|an impossibly powerful nuclear weapon. In secret.]]<br />
'''Ocelot:''' [[Refuge in Audacity|At the same time we are testing]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|an impossibly powerful nuclear weapon. In secret.]]<br />
'''Solidus:''' And?<br />
'''Solidus:''' And?<br />
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'''Ocelot:''' Can I hug you? }}
'''Ocelot:''' Can I hug you? }}
* The one that made this lurker laugh the most was probably [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=314 Ocelot's interrupting Solidus'...activities on CODEC].
* The one that made this lurker laugh the most was probably [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=314 Ocelot's interrupting Solidus'...activities on CODEC].
{{quote| '''Ocelot:''' Where ''are'' you?<br />
{{quote|'''Ocelot:''' Where ''are'' you?
'''Solidus:''' In the Oval Office. Now piss off! (''looks down'') ...Not you, babe. Keep going.<br />
'''Solidus:''' In the Oval Office. Now piss off! (''looks down'') ...Not you, babe. Keep going.
(Later)<br />
(Later)
'''Ocelot:''' For the first time, I feel like I really [[He-Man Woman Hater|understand]] [[Allergic to Love|Mantis.]] }}
'''Ocelot:''' For the first time, I feel like I really [[He-Man Woman Hater|understand]] [[Allergic to Love|Mantis.]] }}
* I've always been fond of "'''[http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=244 I will find your mother's grave and fuck her corpse!]'''"
* I've always been fond of "'''[http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=244 I will find your mother's grave and fuck her corpse!]'''"
** Especially when you realise that his mother is The Boss. The most badass soldier in history. Who gave birth to Ocelot during the Normandy landing. Somehow, she'd find a way to kick Mantis' ass for that if he ever tried.
** Especially when you realise that his mother is The Boss. The most badass soldier in history. Who gave birth to Ocelot during the Normandy landing. Somehow, she'd find a way to kick Mantis' ass for that if he ever tried.
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=342 Ocelot learns that Sergei Gurlukovich was planning to have him assassinated]:
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=342 Ocelot learns that Sergei Gurlukovich was planning to have him assassinated]:
{{quote| '''Ocelot:''' Wait, were ''you'' going to try and kill '''me'''?<br />
{{quote|'''Ocelot:''' Wait, were ''you'' going to try and kill '''me'''?
'''Gurlukovich:''' Shalashaska! Don't be ridiculous, we would never-<br />
'''Gurlukovich:''' Shalashaska! Don't be ridiculous, we would never-
'''Ocelot:''' Oh my god, you '''WERE''' gonna kill me!<br />
'''Ocelot:''' Oh my god, you '''WERE''' gonna kill me!
'''Gurlukovich:''' My friend, I-<br />
'''Gurlukovich:''' My friend, I-
'''Ocelot:''' That's '''ADORABLE!''' }}
'''Ocelot:''' That's '''ADORABLE!''' }}
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=343 When Liquid attempted to hire some new FOXHOUND members. He mentions when they tested Reader Rabbit]:
* [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=343 When Liquid attempted to hire some new FOXHOUND members. He mentions when they tested Reader Rabbit]:
{{quote| '''Liquid narrating''': Reader Rabbit...[["No. Just... No" Reaction|No. Just No.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Liquid narrating''': Reader Rabbit...[["No. Just... No" Reaction|No. Just No.]]<br />
'''Reader Rabbit''': Can you spell "cat"?<br />
'''Reader Rabbit''': Can you spell "cat"?<br />
'''Psycho Mantis''': Can you spell [http://www.frenchgardening.com/cuisine.html?pid{{=}}1169488697207375 "Lapin à la moutarde?"] }}
'''Psycho Mantis''': Can you spell [http://www.frenchgardening.com/cuisine.html?pid{{=}}1169488697207375 "Lapin à la moutarde?"] }}
* Liquid and Octopus's [[Mushroom Samba]].
* Liquid and Octopus's [[Mushroom Samba]].
{{quote| '''Evil Cro-Magnon Carrot''': ''[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id{{=}}110 TASTY HUUUU-MAN!]''}}
{{quote|'''Evil Cro-Magnon Carrot''': ''[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id{{=}}110 TASTY HUUUU-MAN!]''}}
* The explanation to why Sniper Wolf's outfit is so... [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=402 revealing].
* The explanation to why Sniper Wolf's outfit is so... [http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=402 revealing].
{{quote| '''Sniper Wolf''': I mean, look at ziz!<br />
{{quote|'''Sniper Wolf''': I mean, look at ziz!
'''Liquid Snake''': [[Male Gaze|I am looking at ziz.]] }}
'''Liquid Snake''': [[Male Gaze|I am looking at ziz.]] }}
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Latest revision as of 20:11, 9 March 2015


Many, many strips hold these, but there are plenty to note:

Psycho Mantis: That conniving backstabbing son of a bitch Santa Claus!"

Wolf: LIQVIIIIIIID! MANTIS IS TRYING TO MAKE ZOMBIIEEES!

"Zombie": (EXPLODES IN A HUGE SPRAY OF GORE)
Mantis: Huh. Oh well, still got thirty-seven more.

  • Ocelot and Solidus talking about the plans for taking over Metal Gear. They end their conversation:

Solidus: I'll be in Europe working on START 3 the whole time, but feel free to contact me by CODEC anytime.
Ocelot: Okay, see ya. ...Wait.
Solidus: Yeah?
Ocelot: You're going to be negotiating a nuclear disarmament treaty.
Solidus: Yes.
Ocelot: At the same time we are testing an impossibly powerful nuclear weapon. In secret.

Solidus: And?

(Beat Panel)

Ocelot: Can I hug you?

Ocelot: Where are you?
Solidus: In the Oval Office. Now piss off! (looks down) ...Not you, babe. Keep going.
(Later)
Ocelot: For the first time, I feel like I really understand Mantis.

Ocelot: Wait, were you going to try and kill me?
Gurlukovich: Shalashaska! Don't be ridiculous, we would never-
Ocelot: Oh my god, you WERE gonna kill me!
Gurlukovich: My friend, I-
Ocelot: That's ADORABLE!

Liquid narrating: Reader Rabbit...No. Just No.

Reader Rabbit: Can you spell "cat"?

Psycho Mantis: Can you spell "Lapin à la moutarde?"

Evil Cro-Magnon Carrot: TASTY HUUUU-MAN!

  • The explanation to why Sniper Wolf's outfit is so... revealing.

Sniper Wolf: I mean, look at ziz!
Liquid Snake: I am looking at ziz.

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