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Many cute females<br />Dodge loads and loads of bullets<br />And inspire [[Touhou (Video Game)/Memes|memes]]
Many cute females
{{quote| --[[User:GG Crono]]}}
Dodge loads and loads of bullets
And inspire [[Touhou/Memes|memes]]
|GG Crono}}


{{haiku|
Eastern [[Alice in Wonderland|Wonderland]]<br />Where [[Nice Hat|all of the girls wear hats]]<br />(With some exceptions)
Eastern [[Alice in Wonderland|Wonderland]]
Where [[Nice Hat|all of the girls wear hats]]
(With some exceptions)
}}


{{haiku|
[[Miko|Shrine maiden]] and [[Cute Witch|witch]],<br />Backed by [[Touhou (Video Game)/Awesome Music|an awesome soundtrack]],<br />Beat up [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|old ladies]].
[[Miko|Shrine maiden]] and [[Cute Witch|witch]],
{{quote| --[[User:Reimu]] (not that one)}}
Backed by [[Touhou/Awesome Music|an awesome soundtrack]],
Beat up [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|old ladies]].
|Reimu (not that one)}}


{{haiku|
[[Nintendo Hard|"Screw this game," I yell]]<br />[[Rage Quit|And then throw the controller]]<br />[[That One Boss|Flandre's just too hard]]
[[Nintendo Hard|"Screw this game," I yell]]
{{quote| --[[User:Crazed Ninja]]}}
[[Rage Quit|And then throw the controller]]
[[That One Boss|Flandre's just too hard]]
|Crazed Ninja}}


{{haiku|
What the hell's this game?<br />Oh crap, too many bullets!<br />How is this so cute?!
What the hell's this game?
{{quote| --[[User:Taco]]}}
Oh crap, too many bullets!
How is this so cute?!
|Taco}}


{{haiku|
[[Bullet Hell|Such beautiful patterns]]<br />Thrown by [[Moe Moe|adorable]] [[Improbably-Female Cast|girls]]<br />Who may be [[Older Than They Look|old]][[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|er]]
[[Bullet Hell|Such beautiful patterns]]
{{quote| --[[User:Arle Kaakun]]}}
Thrown by [[Moe Moe|adorable]] [[Fundamentally Female Cast|girls]]
Who may be [[Older Than They Look|old]][[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|er]]
|Arle Kaakun}}


''The Touhou Plots: Haiku Edition''
''The Touhou Plots: Haiku Edition''


{{haiku|
''Highly Responsive to Prayers''<br />My shrine is destroyed!<br />The culprit who has done this<br />[[Berserk Button|Will be ying-yang orb'd!]]
''Highly Responsive to Prayers''
My shrine is destroyed!
The culprit who has done this
|Berserk Button|Will be ying-yang orb'd!}}


{{haiku|
''Story of Eastern Wonderland''<br />I just had training...<br />... and monsters at home are rampant.<br />Chance to test training! [[Say It With Hearts|<3]]
''Story of Eastern Wonderland''
I just had training...
... and monsters at home are rampant.
|Chance to test training! [[Say It with Hearts|<3}}


{{haiku|
''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream''<br />Fought a [[For Science!|science]] [[The Heretic|freak]]<br />To get the contest's prizes...<br />Don't just take me home!
''Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream''
Fought a [[For Science!|science]] [[The Heretic|freak]]
To get the contest's prizes...
|Don't just take me home!}}


{{haiku|
''Lotus Land Story''<br />A [[Heavy Sleeper|sleepy]] lady<br />Thought the following is fun:<br />[[Omnicidal Maniac|Turning to atoms]]
''Lotus Land Story''
A [[Heavy Sleeper|sleepy]] lady
Thought the following is fun:
|Omnicidal Maniac|Turning to atoms}}


{{haiku|
''Mystic Square''<br />Went to [[Expy|kinda-]]Hell<br />Because of tourist demons.<br />[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|That, my friend, is bad]].
''Mystic Square''
Went to [[Expy|kinda-]]Hell
Because of tourist demons.
|Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|That, my friend, is bad]].}}


{{haiku|
''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''<br />Red mist is everywhere.<br />Time to fly to some mansion<br />And kill a vampire.
''Embodiment of Scarlet Devil''
Red mist is everywhere.
Time to fly to some mansion
|And kill a vampire.}}


{{haiku|
''Perfect Cherry Blossom''<br />Where's my goddamn spring?!<br />Looks like some dead girl stole it.<br />But look, pretty trees!
''Perfect Cherry Blossom''
Where's my goddamn spring?!
Looks like some dead girl stole it.
|But look, pretty trees!}}


{{haiku|
''Immaterial and Missing Power''<br />So many parties<br />That I can't think right no more.<br />Dammit, Suika.
''Immaterial and Missing Power''
So many parties
That I can't think right no more.
|Dammit, Suika.}}


{{haiku|
''Imperishable Night''<br />They stole the full moon!<br />Straight from [[wikipedia:The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter|Japanese folklore]]!<br />It's ''Touhou''... [[Recycled in Space|in SPACE!]]
''Imperishable Night''
They stole the full moon!
Straight from [[wikipedia:The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter|Japanese folklore]]!
|It's ''Touhou''... [[Recycled in Space|in SPACE!}}


{{haiku|
''Phantasmagoria of Flower View''<br />The Shinigami<br />Sleeps peacefully at her post.<br />A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"
''Phantasmagoria of Flower View''
The Shinigami
Sleeps peacefully at her post.
|A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"}}


{{haiku|
''Shoot The Bullet''<br />Ayayayaya<br />Ayayayayayaya<br />Ayayayaya
''Shoot The Bullet''
Ayayayaya
Ayayayayayaya
|Ayayayaya}}


{{haiku|
''Mountain of Faith''<br />There's only room here<br />For one miko, Sanae.<br />Spellcards at dawn, [[This Is All The Tropes Bitch|bitch]].
''Mountain of Faith''
There's only room here
For one miko, Sanae.
|Spellcards at dawn, [[This Is All The Tropes Bitch|bitch]].}}


{{haiku|
''Scarlet Weather Rhapsody''<br />Earthquakes screw things up.<br />Reimu beats the culprit up<br />[[Memetic Mutation|But she]] [[Too Kinky to Torture|enjoys it.]]
''Scarlet Weather Rhapsody''
Earthquakes screw things up.
Reimu beats the culprit up
|Memetic Mutation|But she]] [[Too Kinky to Torture|enjoys it.}}


{{haiku|
''Subterranean Animism''<br />From deep underground<br />Kanako invented nukes.<br />What were you thinking?!
''Subterranean Animism''
From deep underground
Kanako invented nukes.
|What were you thinking?!}}


{{haiku|
''Undefined Fantastic Object''<br />Why can that ship fly?<br />Because [[Memetic Badass|Murasa's]] driving.<br />That explains it all.
''Undefined Fantastic Object''
Why can that ship fly?
Because [[Memetic Badass|Murasa's]] driving.
|That explains it all.}}


{{haiku|
''Hisoutensoku''<br />The Chinese gate-guard<br />Dreams of fighting a cat-fish.<br />She's a real nut-case.
''Hisoutensoku''
The Chinese gate-guard
Dreams of fighting a cat-fish.
|She's a real nut-case.}}


{{haiku|
Miko from our world<br />Seeks out [[Mobile Suit Gundam]]<br />Beats up frog instead.
Miko from our world
{{quote| --[[User:Stardf 29]]}}
Seeks out [[Mobile Suit Gundam]]
Beats up frog instead.
|Stardf 29}}


{{haiku|
An [[An Ice Person|ice fairy]] wants<br />To tame a beast, ends up with<br />A great [[Marionette Master|doll master]].
An [[An Ice Person|ice fairy]] wants
{{quote| --[[User:Cobalt Hyper Max]]}}
To tame a beast, ends up with
A great [[Marionette Master|doll master]].
|Cobalt Hyper Max}}


{{haiku|
''Double Spoiler''<br />"Like, so scandalous!<br />These shots are, like, so pretty!"<br />Shut up, Hatate.
''Double Spoiler''
"Like, so scandalous!
These shots are, like, so pretty!"
|Shut up, Hatate.}}


{{haiku|
''Fairy Wars''<br />[[Catch Phrase|"I am the strongest!"]]<br />[[A Day in The Limelight|Three fairies destroyed her house?]]<br />[[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|Revenge shall be hers!]]
''Fairy Wars''
{{quote| --[[Oodj]]}}
[[Catch Phrase|"I am the strongest!"]]<br />[[A Day in the Limelight|Three fairies destroyed her house?]]
[[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|Revenge shall be hers!]]
|Oodj}}


{{haiku|
"Touhou 12.8;<br />Danmaku is bullet hell?<br />Hell's frozen over."
"Touhou 12.8;
{{quote| --[[User:Buri-chan]]}}
Danmaku is bullet hell?
Hell's frozen over."
|Buri-chan}}


{{haiku|
''Ten Desires''<br />A religious war,<br />exploited by one Miko.<br />(And a [[Tanuki]]!)
''Ten Desires''
{{quote| --[[User:Joseph Staleknight]]}}
A religious war,<br />exploited by one Miko.
(And a [[Tanuki]]!)
|Joseph Staleknight}}


{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
[[Category:Touhou]]
[[Category:Touhou]]
[[Category:Haiku]]
[[Category:Haiku]]

Latest revision as of 01:09, 31 December 2014


Many cute females
Dodge loads and loads of bullets
And inspire memes

—GG Crono

Eastern Wonderland
Where all of the girls wear hats
(With some exceptions)

Shrine maiden and witch,
Backed by an awesome soundtrack,
Beat up old ladies.

—Reimu (not that one)

"Screw this game," I yell
And then throw the controller
Flandre's just too hard

—Crazed Ninja

What the hell's this game?
Oh crap, too many bullets!
How is this so cute?!

—Taco

Such beautiful patterns
Thrown by adorable girls
Who may be older

—Arle Kaakun

The Touhou Plots: Haiku Edition

Highly Responsive to Prayers
My shrine is destroyed!
The culprit who has done this

—Berserk Button, Will be ying-yang orb'd!

{{haiku| Story of Eastern Wonderland I just had training... ... and monsters at home are rampant. |Chance to test training! [[Say It with Hearts|<3}}

Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream
Fought a science freak
To get the contest's prizes...

—Don't just take me home!

Lotus Land Story
A sleepy lady
Thought the following is fun:

—Omnicidal Maniac, Turning to atoms

Mystic Square
Went to kinda-Hell
Because of tourist demons.

—Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking, That, my friend, is bad]].

Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Red mist is everywhere.
Time to fly to some mansion

—And kill a vampire.

Perfect Cherry Blossom
Where's my goddamn spring?!
Looks like some dead girl stole it.

—But look, pretty trees!

Immaterial and Missing Power
So many parties
That I can't think right no more.

—Dammit, Suika.

{{haiku| Imperishable Night They stole the full moon! Straight from Japanese folklore! |It's Touhou... in SPACE!}}

Phantasmagoria of Flower View
The Shinigami
Sleeps peacefully at her post.
—A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"
Shoot The Bullet
Ayayayaya
Ayayayayayaya
—Ayayayaya
Mountain of Faith
There's only room here
For one miko, Sanae.
—Spellcards at dawn, .

{{haiku| Scarlet Weather Rhapsody Earthquakes screw things up. Reimu beats the culprit up |Memetic Mutation|But she [[Too Kinky to Torture|enjoys it.}}

Subterranean Animism
From deep underground
Kanako invented nukes.

—What were you thinking?!

Undefined Fantastic Object
Why can that ship fly?
Because Murasa's driving.

—That explains it all.

Hisoutensoku
The Chinese gate-guard
Dreams of fighting a cat-fish.

—She's a real nut-case.

Miko from our world
Seeks out Mobile Suit Gundam
Beats up frog instead.

—Stardf 29

An ice fairy wants
To tame a beast, ends up with
A great doll master.

—Cobalt Hyper Max

Double Spoiler
"Like, so scandalous!
These shots are, like, so pretty!"

—Shut up, Hatate.

Fairy Wars
"I am the strongest!"
Three fairies destroyed her house?
Revenge shall be hers!

—Oodj

"Touhou 12.8;
Danmaku is bullet hell?
Hell's frozen over."

—Buri-chan

Ten Desires
A religious war,
exploited by one Miko.
(And a Tanuki!)

—Joseph Staleknight
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