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"There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!"

—Joe, Two Evil Scientists

"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?"

—Joseph Stalin [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]

Director: I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force
Chet: Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?
Director: With the army standing right outside your door
Chet:"Aw, fuck!

—Leet World

Green-haired girl: Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?
Man: NO.
Green-haired girl: Why not?
Man: Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.
Green-haired girl: minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.
Man: Why are you telling her for? Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me? You and what army, kid?
[minus makes an army appear with her powers. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]
minus: hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA
[...]
Man: Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.
minus: Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!
Man: What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?

—Minus, strip 98

Evil Chancellor: Seize the rebels!
Jack Rakan: You really think you've got the forces for that?
Chancellor: Do I have the necessary forces? You Fool!. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...
Ala Rubra powers up
Jack Rakan: Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? [cracks knuckles]
Chancellor: Wh... What?!
Ala Rubra starts small-scale war

—Mahou Sensei Negima

"That's a good army."

—Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Angelica: "You and what army?"
Suzie: [Raises her arm] "Me and THIS arm-y!"

—Rugrats

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-{{quote|''"[[Genre Savvy|There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, ]][[Lampshade Hanging|because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"''|'''Joe''', ''[[Two Evil Scientists]]''}}
+{{quote|''"[[Genre Savvy|There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us,]] [[Lampshade Hanging|because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"''|'''Joe'''|''[[Two Evil Scientists]]''}}
 {{quote|''"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?"''|'''[[Joseph Stalin]]''' [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]}}
-{{quote|'''Director:''' I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force<br />
+{{quote|'''Director:''' I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force
-'''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?<br />
+'''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?
-'''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door<br />
+'''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door
-'''Chet:'''"Aw, fuck!|''[[Leet World]]''}}
+'''Chet:'''"Aw, fuck!
+|''[[Leet World]]''}}
-{{quote|'''[[No Name Given|Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?<br />
+{{quote|'''[[No Name Given|Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?
-'''Man''': NO.<br />
+'''Man''': NO.
-'''Green-haired girl''': Why not?<br />
+'''Green-haired girl''': Why not?
-'''Man''': Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.<br />
+'''Man''': Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.
-'''Green-haired girl''': minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.<br />
+'''Green-haired girl''': minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.
-'''Man''': Why are you telling her for? [[Tempting Fate|Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me?]] You and what army, kid?<br />
+'''Man''': Why are you telling her for? [[Tempting Fate|Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me?]] You and what army, kid?
-''[minus makes an army appear with [[Reality Warper|her powers]]. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]''<br />
+''[minus makes an army appear with [[Reality Warper|her powers]]. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]''
-'''minus''': hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA<br />
+'''minus''': hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA
-[...]<br />
+[...]
-'''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.<br />
+'''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.
-'''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!<br />
+'''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!
-'''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?|''[[Minus]]'', strip 98}}
+'''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?
+|''[[Minus]]'', strip 98}}
-{{quote|'''[[Evil Chancellor]]:''' Seize the rebels!<br />
+{{quote|'''[[Evil Chancellor]]:''' Seize the rebels!
-'''[[World's Strongest Man|Jack Rakan]]:''' You really think you've got the forces for that?<br />
+'''[[World's Strongest Man|Jack Rakan]]:''' You really think you've got the forces for that?
-'''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? [[You Fool]]. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...<br />
+'''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? [[You Fool!]]. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...
-''Ala Rubra powers up''<br />
+''Ala Rubra powers up''
-'''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''*cracks knuckles*''<br />
+'''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''[cracks knuckles]''
-'''Chancellor:''' [[Oh Crap|Wh... What?!]]<br />
+'''Chancellor:''' [[Oh Crap|Wh... What?!]]
-''Ala Rubra starts small-scale war''|'''''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'''''}}
+''Ala Rubra starts small-scale war''
+|'''''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'''''}}
-{{quote|''"That's a good army."''|'''Peter Griffin''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}}
+{{quote|''"That's a good army."''|'''Peter Griffin'''|''[[Family Guy]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Angelica:''' ''"You and what army?"''<br />
+{{quote|'''Angelica:''' "You and what army?"
-'''Suzie:''' ''[Raises her arm]'' "Me and THIS arm-y!"''|''[[Rugrats]]''}}
+'''Suzie:''' ''[Raises her arm]'' "Me and THIS arm-y!"
+|''[[Rugrats]]''}}
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