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Aussie reviews games
Accentuating their flaws
While talking quite fast.

—Color Printer

JRPGs? Eeeew.
Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).
And STONKING GREAT TITS.

—Shar Phoe

Brit with a sweet hat
And a chip on his shoulder
Quickly trashes games.

—The Hero Hartmut

Loves James Sunderland
Because he would never just
Press X to Not Die

He speaks at light speed
And makes good games sound like crap
Except for Portal.

—RL Yoshi

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+{{haiku|
-Aussie reviews games<br />[[Accentuate the Negative|Accentuating their flaws]]<br />While talking quite fast.
+Aussie reviews games
-{{quote| -- [[User:Color Printer]]}}
+[[Accentuate the Negative|Accentuating their flaws]]
+While talking quite fast.
+|Color Printer}}
+{{haiku|
-JRPGs? Eeeew.<br />Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).<br />And STONKING GREAT TITS.<br />
+JRPGs? Eeeew.
-{{quote| -- [[User:Shar Phoe]]}}
+Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).<br />And STONKING GREAT TITS.
+|Shar Phoe}}
-[[Mean Brit|Brit]] with a sweet hat<br />And a chip on his shoulder<br />[[Motor Mouth|Quickly]] [[Accentuate the Negative|trashes]] [[Caustic Critic|games.]]
-{{quote| --[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
+{{haiku|
-Loves [[Silent Hill 2|James Sunderland]]<br />Because he would never just<br />[[Press X to Not Die]]
+[[Mean Brit|Brit]] with a sweet hat
+And a chip on his shoulder
+[[Motor Mouth|Quickly]] [[Accentuate the Negative|trashes]] [[Caustic Critic|games.]]
+|The Hero Hartmut}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Motor Mouth|He speaks at light speed]]<br />[[Accentuate the Negative|And makes good games sound like crap]]<br />Except for [[Portal (Video Game)|Portal]].
+Loves [[Silent Hill 2|James Sunderland]]
-{{quote| --[[User:RL Yoshi]]}}
+Because he would never just
+[[Press X to Not Die]]
+}}
+{{haiku|
+[[Motor Mouth|He speaks at light speed]]
+[[Accentuate the Negative|And makes good games sound like crap]]
+Except for [[Portal (series)|Portal]].
+|RL Yoshi}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Zero Punctuation]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]