A World of Laughter, A World of Tears/Funny
- Orson Welles and Ed Wood preparing to leave for the Oscars:
- After Roy Cohn snaps and breaks Rockwell's nose, his worst enemy James Dodd pulls him into a closet.
- A young Kim-Jong Il ending the Korean War by asking his father why they're fighting Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
- Pat Boone getting the number one song on American Bandstand.
- A 13-year-old Bill Clinton nicknaming the Disney Defenders "tits."
- The Beach Boys being introduced to marijuana.
- Orson Welles' Bedmate Reveal with Vampira, who he also got engaged to during the night.