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{{quote|''"Following standard JRPG logic, [[The Hero|that guy]] has ''no'' armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."''|'''''[[Unskippable]]''''': on '''''[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1972-Arc-Rise-Fantasia Arc Rise Fantasia]'''''}}
{{quote|''"Following standard JRPG logic, [[The Hero|that guy]] has ''no'' armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."''|'''''[[Unskippable]]''''': on '''''[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1972-Arc-Rise-Fantasia Arc Rise Fantasia]'''''}}


{{quote|''"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"''|'''Hapless Fire Nation soldier''', '''''[[Avatar the Abridged Series]]'''''}}
{{quote|''"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"''|'''Hapless Fire Nation soldier''', '''''[[Avatar: The Abridged Series]]'''''}}


{{quote|''"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."''|'''[[Jack Cannon|Max Facepuncher]]''', on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: [[Captain Obvious|It's very heavy.]]}}
{{quote|''"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."''|'''[[Jack Cannon|Max Facepuncher]]''', on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: [[Captain Obvious|It's very heavy.]]}}


{{quote|''"Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Grisly]]!"''|'''[[Duck Dodgers in The Twenty Fourth And A Half Century (Film)|Duck Dodgers]]''', [[Tempting Fate|about to provide a graphic example of this trope]].<ref>Everything except his vest gets disintegrated. Don't worry, He got better.</ref>}}
{{quote|''"Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Grisly]]!"''|'''[[Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century|Duck Dodgers]]''', [[Tempting Fate|about to provide a graphic example of this trope]].<ref>Everything except his vest gets disintegrated. Don't worry, He got better.</ref>}}


{{quote|''"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."''|'''Tobuscus''' as [[Assassin's Creed II (Video Game)|Ezio]] kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each}}
{{quote|''"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."''|'''Tobuscus''' as [[Assassin's Creed II|Ezio]] kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each}}


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Latest revision as of 20:17, 8 April 2014
"Following standard JRPG logic, that guy has no armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."
—Unskippable: on Arc Rise Fantasia
"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"
—Hapless Fire Nation soldier, Avatar: The Abridged Series
"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."
—Max Facepuncher, on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: It's very heavy.
"Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, Grisly!"
—Duck Dodgers, about to provide a graphic example of this trope.[1]
"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."
—Tobuscus as Ezio kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each
  1. ↑ Everything except his vest gets disintegrated. Don't worry, He got better.
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