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{{quote|"Zozo? Never heard of it."|''Thief standing by the entrance of [[Wretched Hive|Zozo]], [[Final Fantasy VI]]''}} |
{{quote|"Zozo? Never heard of it."|''Thief standing by the entrance of [[Wretched Hive|Zozo]], [[Final Fantasy VI]]''}} |
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{{quote|"Anyone see what happened?" |
{{quote|"Anyone see what happened?" |
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"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the time."|''[[CSI]]''}} |
"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the time."|''[[CSI]]''}} |
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{{quote|[[Memetic Mutation|"YOU LIE!!!!"]]|''[[Invader Zim]] on frequent occasions.''}} |
{{quote|[[Memetic Mutation|"YOU LIE!!!!"]]|''[[Invader Zim]] on frequent occasions.''}} |
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{{quote|[After she wakes up and see their room-mate staring at her and her girlfriend's entangled bodies] |
{{quote|[After she wakes up and see their room-mate staring at her and her girlfriend's entangled bodies] |
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'''Paulie:''' She... she gets serious nightmares.|[[Lost and Delirious]]}} |
'''Paulie:''' She... she gets serious nightmares.|[[Lost and Delirious]]}} |
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{{quote|Sometimes the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying.|''[[Burn Notice]]''}} |
{{quote|Sometimes the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying.|''[[Burn Notice]]''}} |
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{{quote|I'm making you a sales engineer, you'll be paid on commision. When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth. }} |
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{{quote|Try to avoid facts. |'''[[Dilbert]]'''}} |
{{quote|Try to avoid facts. |'''[[Dilbert]]'''}} |
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'''Hobbie''': I understand that. But I'd rather blame you than me. |''[[X Wing Series|Starfighters of Adumar]]''}} |
'''Hobbie''': I understand that. But I'd rather blame you than me. |''[[X Wing Series|Starfighters of Adumar]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dougal:''' Why didn't you lie to him? |
{{quote|'''Dougal:''' Why didn't you lie to him? |
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'''Ted:''' I did! I told him great big massive lies with feckin' bells hanging off them!|''[[Father Ted]]'', "Entertaining Father Stone" }} |
'''Ted:''' I did! I told him great big massive lies with feckin' bells hanging off them!|''[[Father Ted]]'', "Entertaining Father Stone" }} |
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{{quote|''I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.''|The Doctor, ''[[Doctor Who]]''}} |
{{quote|''I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.''|The Doctor, ''[[Doctor Who]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Maura:''' Hey, babe. Where've you been? |
{{quote|'''Maura:''' Hey, babe. Where've you been? |
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'''Clango:''' Nowhere! I briefly ceased to exist in time and space! |
'''Clango:''' Nowhere! I briefly ceased to exist in time and space! |
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'''Maura:''' That doesn't sound suspicious at all.|''[[Diesel Sweeties]]'}} |
'''Maura:''' That doesn't sound suspicious at all.|''[[Diesel Sweeties]]'}} |
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'''Jon''': Ethnic minority Mario! Collect them all!|'''[[Proton Jon]]''' and his friends, waiting for the [[Super Smash Bros Brawl|next match]] to begin}} |
'''Jon''': Ethnic minority Mario! Collect them all!|'''[[Proton Jon]]''' and his friends, waiting for the [[Super Smash Bros Brawl|next match]] to begin}} |
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{{quote|(Antimony and Reynardine approach door, Antimony is wearing a headband with attached antennae.) |
{{quote|(Antimony and Reynardine approach door, Antimony is wearing a headband with attached antennae.) |
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'''Antimony''': Hello. I would like to enter, please. |
'''Antimony''': Hello. I would like to enter, please. |
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'''Doorbot''': Robots onl... what's that on your head? |
'''Doorbot''': Robots onl... what's that on your head? |
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'''Antimony''': These are my antennas, because I am clearly a robot. |
'''Antimony''': These are my antennas, because I am clearly a robot. |
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'''Doorbot''': Oh! Well... it's true that some robots have antennas... hmm... |
'''Doorbot''': Oh! Well... it's true that some robots have antennas... hmm... |
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'''Antimony''': Also, robots never lie. |
'''Antimony''': Also, robots never lie. |
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'''Doorbot''': Hey, you're right! Come on in, friends! |
'''Doorbot''': Hey, you're right! Come on in, friends! |
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'''Antimony''': We are looking for a particular robot. A... '''fellow''' robot. Because we are also robots. |
'''Antimony''': We are looking for a particular robot. A... '''fellow''' robot. Because we are also robots. |
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'''Doorbot''': Administration is right down that way. |
'''Doorbot''': Administration is right down that way. |
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'''Reynardine''': Your powers of deception and trickery are bewildering, child. |''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}} |
'''Reynardine''': Your powers of deception and trickery are bewildering, child. |''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}} |
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{{quote|[Superintendent Chalmers sees Principal Skinner's is glowing (as it is aflame)] |
{{quote|[Superintendent Chalmers sees Principal Skinner's is glowing (as it is aflame)] |
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'''Chalmers''': Good Lord! What is happening in there?! |
'''Chalmers''': Good Lord! What is happening in there?! |
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'''Skinner''': [[Implausible Deniability|Aurora Borealis.]]<br /> |
'''Skinner''': [[Implausible Deniability|Aurora Borealis.]]<br /> |
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'''Chalmers''': A- Aurora Borealis? ''At this time of year? At this time of day?'' '''''In this part of the country? LOCALIZED IN YOUR KITCHEN?!'''''<br /> |
'''Chalmers''': A- Aurora Borealis? ''At this time of year? At this time of day?'' '''''In this part of the country? LOCALIZED IN YOUR KITCHEN?!'''''<br /> |
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'''Chalmers''': ([[Beat]]) [[Seamless Spontaneous Lie|...may I see it?]]|'''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'''}} |
'''Chalmers''': ([[Beat]]) [[Seamless Spontaneous Lie|...may I see it?]]|'''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Mrs. Teasdale''': Your Excellency, I thought you'd left! |
{{quote|'''Mrs. Teasdale''': Your Excellency, I thought you'd left! |
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'''Chicolini''': Oh no, I no leave. |
'''Chicolini''': Oh no, I no leave. |
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'''Mrs. Teasdale''': But I saw you with my own eyes! |
'''Mrs. Teasdale''': But I saw you with my own eyes! |
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'''Chicolini''': Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes? |'''[[Duck Soup]]'''}} |
'''Chicolini''': Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes? |'''[[Duck Soup]]'''}} |
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Revision as of 03:05, 8 August 2014
"Zozo? Never heard of it."
—Thief standing by the entrance of Zozo, Final Fantasy VI
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"Anyone see what happened?" —CSI
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"YOU LIE!!!!"
—Invader Zim on frequent occasions.
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[After she wakes up and see their room-mate staring at her and her girlfriend's entangled bodies] |
Sometimes the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying.
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I'm making you a sales engineer, you'll be paid on commision. When our sales reps lie, it will be your job to make it look like the truth. |
Try to avoid facts.
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Wedge: We'll need a wheeled transport, one of the flatcam units our pursuers are carrying, and four sets of women's clothing. |
Dougal: Why didn't you lie to him? —Father Ted, "Entertaining Father Stone"
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"I HAVE NO LASERS, AND I WILL LASER TO DEATH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE."
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I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.
—The Doctor, Doctor Who
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Maura: Hey, babe. Where've you been? |
Reimu: There's a limit, even to obvious lies.
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If you saw a bullet hit a bird and he told you he wasn't shot, you might weep at his courtesy, but you would certainly doubt his word.
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It was a difficult time. I did all that I could to protect my House and then other members of Court in attendance. More's the pity that I could not save that usurping, traitorous bitch.
—Lara Raith, in one of her blunter moments, The Dresden Files - White Night
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Jon: FALCON PAWNCH! —Proton Jon and his friends, waiting for the next match to begin
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(Antimony and Reynardine approach door, Antimony is wearing a headband with attached antennae.) |
[Superintendent Chalmers sees Principal Skinner's is glowing (as it is aflame)] |
Mrs. Teasdale: Your Excellency, I thought you'd left! |