Brental Floss/Funny

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You beat the game
You're feeling pretty cool
You stayed up all night
And missed a day of school
You played like a champ
So what do you get?
Thirty seven pounds of Jack Shit!

  • "What if Sewer Surfin had lyrics?" which is an entire song dedicated to how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live in poop.
    • "Tonight I will dine on TURTLE POOP!"
  • "What if Ducktales-The Amazon had lyrics?"
    • "Your so fucking rich Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you in the mood"
    • The Freeze-Frame Bonus when Brental says Scrooge could rename Duckburg "Suck Turd": Paid for by Scrooge Mcduck bitches!
    • The chorus of "crazy, crazy, crazy" that plays during the song.
  • From the updated "What if Mega Man 3 had lyrics?" video: "I'm voting for Barackman Obama!: complete with Barack Obama in a photoshopped on Mega Man helmet.
    • The Continuity Nod in the full version: "Yes I voted for Barackman Obama!"
    • "When it comes to help dogs are much preferred because I can't do shit with a robot bird!
  • Mega Man 2 with Lyrics:
    • Gotta gotta get that Balding ass face!
    • Gotta run now, Guy Smiley!, gotta run now, Bill'o'Riley!

Bill'O'Riley:GOOD LUCK!

  • The Mashup of 2 with lyrics(called Gotta Run Now) with The Megas I Want To Be The One. The Mood Whiplash between Megas!Mega Man declaring he'll be the one to defeat Doctor Wily and Brental calling him things such as a balding ass face and an old nasty son of a taint makes his lyrics even more hilarious.
    • Brentals frequent injections after The Megas lyrics of "Although I like your mustache"
  • Another Freeze-Frame Bonus in his Castlevania 2 music video, when it cuts to Trevor Belmont's grave:

Here lies TREVOR BELMONT, The Original Vampire Killer. (You'll meet him in Castlevania III. It's a prequel. Even though it's called III. Blame Konami.)

Brentalfloss: Just a hairy girl, living in a lonely honey bucket... Like Winnie the Pooh, like, "Piglet, I'm living in a honey bucket. Oh bother."

    • This one's worth it just for the image.

Brentalfloss: Elton fucking John, waiting, shitting down the boulevard... Elton John shitting down the boulevard? (As he's walking along pretending to shit) "Can you feel the love tonight?" Hoo!