Cargo Ship/Quotes
Captain Kirk: ...and then there was Carol. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost. —Star Trek The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans
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"Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"
—Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
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"Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!"
—Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Shizuo: Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not. —Tom and Shizuo discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life, Durarara!!
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Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: What the hell is that thing doing in our bed? Get it out of there! |
"Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!"
—Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You
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"The Maria Narcissa is a BOAT." |
"All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution."
—John Oliver (declaring that he is gay for America), The Daily Show
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"I put my Myspace sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"
—Nick Swardson
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"I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects."
—Tuvok, Star Trek Voyager, "Year of Hell, Part II"
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Fenris: The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing. |
Snake: You should come inside the box; then you'll know what I mean. |