Carnivore Confusion/Quotes

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Mrs. Brisby: Owls eat mice!
Jeremy: Uh... only after dark.

"Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests."
Mickey Mouse, House of Mouse
"I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; eating each other is what nature intended!"
Mr Krabs, Robot Chicken (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)
Stop eating our young!
Lrrr, Futurama

Jon: I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim?
Garfield: Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner.

"In retrospect, maybe serving your bird girlfriend a turkey dinner wasn't a solid choice."
mysingalongsong, YouTube comment on Runaway by Kanye West