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* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Notable example being when the director of ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|Batman Begins]]'' tried to find excuses for him to [[The Glasses Gotta Go|take off his glasses]] so there could be more screentime for his baby blues.
* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Notable example being when the director of ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|Batman Begins]]'' tried to find excuses for him to [[The Glasses Gotta Go|take off his glasses]] so there could be more screentime for his baby blues.
** From the ostensibly straight reviewer at [http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1798/batman-begins/ Ruthless Reviews]:
** From the ostensibly straight reviewer at [http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1798/batman-begins/ Ruthless Reviews]:
{{quote| "I listed Murphy last cause I simply have to mention that this guy is too good looking. Look, Christian Bale is a handsome dude, but Murphy (who plays Scarecrow) is fucking gorgeous. I was getting lost in his dreamy eyes, man. Like Holmes, Murphy was way too young for his supposed profession (in this case a psychiatrist); unlike Holmes, he was so good looking that I bought it."}}
{{quote|"I listed Murphy last cause I simply have to mention that this guy is too good looking. Look, Christian Bale is a handsome dude, but Murphy (who plays Scarecrow) is fucking gorgeous. I was getting lost in his dreamy eyes, man. Like Holmes, Murphy was way too young for his supposed profession (in this case a psychiatrist); unlike Holmes, he was so good looking that I bought it."}}
** The author of Cracked.com's 2006 [http://www.cracked.com/article_15036_crackeds-oscar-rundown-part-one.html oscars][http://www.cracked.com/article_15037_crackeds-oscar-rundown-part-two.html rundown] thought that he should have won best actress for the following reason:
** The author of Cracked.com's 2006 [http://www.cracked.com/article_15036_crackeds-oscar-rundown-part-one.html oscars][http://www.cracked.com/article_15037_crackeds-oscar-rundown-part-two.html rundown] thought that he should have won best actress for the following reason:
{{quote| "Not technically a woman in the genitals-sense. But he can act the shit out of Dame Judi Dench, and he's so, so pretty. Your tender eyes make my fluttering heart soar, Cillian. Your gaze is like a rainbow that ends in my pants. Oh Cillian..."}}
{{quote|"Not technically a woman in the genitals-sense. But he can act the shit out of Dame Judi Dench, and he's so, so pretty. Your tender eyes make my fluttering heart soar, Cillian. Your gaze is like a rainbow that ends in my pants. Oh Cillian..."}}
* [[Fake American]]: In quite a few of his roles. He does the accent very well, especially considering how notoriously hard the Irish Accent is to shed.
* [[Fake American]]: In quite a few of his roles. He does the accent very well, especially considering how notoriously hard the Irish Accent is to shed.
* [[Hot Dad]]: Although his kids are still rather young.
* [[Hot Dad]]: Although his kids are still rather young.

Revision as of 13:10, 8 August 2014

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Cue the Estrogen Brigade.
"Cillian Murphy, who has angelic looks that can turn sinister, is one of the most elegantly seductive monsters in recent movies."
David Denby, The New Yorker review of Red Eye

Cillian Murphy is an Irish actor known mostly for three things. First, his chameleon-like ability to adapt to a wide variety of roles and seem to inhabit them. Second, his amazingly Blue Eyes, and third, being extremely pretty. He was born on May 25, 1976 and started his career in entertainment as a rock musician. Cillian is a rather private fellow, and he does not normally discuss his personal life in interviews.


A sampling of the films he has been in:


He provides examples of:

"I listed Murphy last cause I simply have to mention that this guy is too good looking. Look, Christian Bale is a handsome dude, but Murphy (who plays Scarecrow) is fucking gorgeous. I was getting lost in his dreamy eyes, man. Like Holmes, Murphy was way too young for his supposed profession (in this case a psychiatrist); unlike Holmes, he was so good looking that I bought it."

    • The author of Cracked.com's 2006 oscarsrundown thought that he should have won best actress for the following reason:

"Not technically a woman in the genitals-sense. But he can act the shit out of Dame Judi Dench, and he's so, so pretty. Your tender eyes make my fluttering heart soar, Cillian. Your gaze is like a rainbow that ends in my pants. Oh Cillian..."