Eye Scream/Quotes
It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.
—Old American proverb
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"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind."
—Blind Mag, Repo! The Genetic Opera
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"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." (Wham.) "TA-DAAAA! It's--It's...GONE."
—The Joker, The Dark Knight
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"My frustrate! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait all five eyes into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!"
—Slox Captain, trading threats with the Groaci in The Piecemakers
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Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.) —Friends, "The One With Joey's Big Break"
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"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
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"Out! Out, vile jelly!"
—Cornwall, King Lear
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Natira: Animal... you have lovely eyes. I love red eyes: very sensual; very unusual. Animal, what are you doing here? —Farscape, "Liars, Guns and Money- Part 3"
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Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...seen...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again.
—Barillo, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, to Agent Sands, right before having Dr. Guevara drill his eyes out.
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You know, you have your mother's eyes. And so will I... On a necklace, I think.
—Doviculus, Brutal Legend
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And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth.
—Reverend Lovejoy, "Bart's Girlfriend"
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One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket!
—Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus, Halo 2, trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up
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My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
—Lenford "Lenny" Leonard, The Simpsons
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Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my- ARGH!
—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, learning the hard way that you're supposed to close your eye before poking it when reciting the Pinkie Pie Swear
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Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.
—Nicole, Dead Space 2
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WHY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE!?
—Vegeta, Dragon Ball Abridged, lamenting the fact that he's always getting zapped in the eye.
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"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!"
—Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii, No More Heroes, after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.
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"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?"
—Oedipus, Oedipus Tex by PDQ Bach
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