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{{quote|'''Columbus''': Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.'
{{quote|'''Columbus''': Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.'
'''[[Crazy Awesome|Tallahassee]]''': Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.
'''[[Crazy Awesome|Tallahassee]]''': Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.
|''[[Zombieland]]'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtndU2h8yI Rule No. 6]}}
|''[[Zombieland]]''|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}POtndU2h8yI Rule No. 6]}}


{{quote|'''Chandler''': Yes! Hitting [[Stalker with a Crush|her]] with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!''|''[[Friends]]'', ''The One With The Stalker''}}
{{quote|'''Chandler''': Yes! Hitting [[Stalker with a Crush|her]] with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!''|''[[Friends]]''|''The One With The Stalker''}}


{{quote|'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–
{{quote|'''Rapunzel''': Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–

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Columbus: Caleb of Decatur, Georgia writes 'My step-grandparents are trapped in their RV by zombies and I need a good weapon to bust them out, something from around the house.'
Tallahassee: Which is why I'm recommending this skillet. Big. Cast iron. Contrary to what you've seen, it won't flatten a face. But the feel of it when you hit something... chills! Your whole arm vibrates. Zombie takes one of these to the head, he ain't getting up.

—Zombieland, Rule No. 6
Chandler: Yes! Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
—Friends, The One With The Stalker

Rapunzel: Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother? Well, tell that to my frying pa–
(accidentally hits herself with pan)

—Tangled

Flynn: I have got to get me one of these!

—Tangled

"Why doesn't he come home...? I'm not crying! I just...have something in my eye... Here, take this. Smack that no-good on the noggin for me!"

—Yang's Wife asks you to administer Percussive Maintenance to her husband, Final Fantasy IV
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