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Red: Do you know what today is?

Saul: Tuesday.

Red: This is my cat's birthday today.

Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?

Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?

—Pineapple Express

Elmyra: My ultimate petsie-wetsie is almost complete! All that's missing is... the brain! Dizzygor! Give me the brain!

[Dizzy opens a jar and deposits The Brain in Elmyra's hand]

Brain: The obvious nature of this pondering belittles us all.

Elmyra: Ooooooh! I'll play with you later!

—Tiny Toons Night Ghoulery

"Hindsight's a bitch, ain't it?"

—Linkara in his review of Maximum Clonage

Angol Moa: Let's say your actions, uncle, are made into an anime TV series on Pokopen.

Keroro: Hmm... yes! We do have a lot of kiddie fans.

Angol Moa: If that were to happen, and the contents were too violent or inhumane, it wouldn't make a good impression, and might violate some broadcast regulations.

Keroro: Hmm... that is possible!

Angol Moa: And what if, by unfortunate coincidence, a similar incident were to occur around the same time it was broadcast on your show?

Keroro: I... I don't even want to think about it!

—Keroro Gunsou, Encounter 75: An Invasion of Convenience?

"I feel in my bones that this [a soap opera about the British Royal Family] could be a winner. Princess Diana would be the star eventually, of course. She is at present starring in her own soap opera, and the whole country wants to know what will happen to her next."

—Adrian Mole, diary entry of the 30th August 1997, Adrian Mole: The Cappuccino Years

"Yup, Head is Takuto's daddy. Now watch their fight in episode 16 again."

—Aquagaze's Anime Weekend makes Star Driver fans suddenly terribly uncomfortable

Simon: So, that was 'Come as You Are' by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain is now the top-earning dead celebrity. So, not Bruce Forsythe.

[audience laughter]

Simon: If you're watching that on a repeat, and he is dead, (more laughter) that is inaccurate.

—Never Mind the Buzzcocks- Series 19, Episode 5

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 '''Elmyra:''' Ooooooh! I'll play with ''you'' later!|''[[Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toons Night Ghoulery]]''}}
-{{quote|''"Hindsight's a bitch, ain't it?"''|'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]''' in his review of ''[[Spider Man (Comic Book)|Maximum Clonage]]''}}
+{{quote|''"Hindsight's a bitch, ain't it?"''|'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]''' in his review of ''[[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Maximum Clonage]]''}}
 {{quote|'''Angol Moa:''' Let's say your actions, uncle, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?|are made into an anime TV series on Pokopen.]]<br />
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 {{quote|''"Yup, {{spoiler|Head is Takuto's daddy}}. Now watch [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|their fight in episode 16]] [[Parental Incest|again.]]"''|'''[http://www.japanator.com/aquagaze-s-anime-weekend-episode-27-hovertext-that--18680.phtml Aquagaze's Anime Weekend]''' makes ''[[Star Driver]]'' fans suddenly terribly uncomfortable}}
-{{quote|'''Simon:''' So, that was 'Come as You Are' by [[Nirvana (Music)|Nirvana]]. [[Kurt Cobain]] is now the top-earning dead celebrity. So, [[Take That|not Bruce Forsythe]].<br />
+{{quote|'''Simon:''' So, that was 'Come as You Are' by [[Nirvana]]. [[Kurt Cobain]] is now the top-earning dead celebrity. So, [[Take That|not Bruce Forsythe]].<br />
 ''[audience laughter]''<br />
 '''Simon:''' If you're watching that on a repeat, and he is dead, ''(more laughter)'' that is inaccurate.|'''[[Never Mind the Buzzcocks]]'''- Series 19, Episode 5}}