Gargoyles/Funny
- "Avalon Part 2" had the Archmage utter: "Don't crow too loudly. After all, what have you achieved? You beat up a beach."
- The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
- The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:
Goliath: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark. |
- During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:
Brooklyn: (poking the bars) *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. |
- Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.
Goliath: *Deafening enraged roar* |
- "Let's... go... shopping!" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
- "The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute Puck starts casting spells.
"Did you say "that human" or "that human?" Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out." |
- The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.
Stone: Hey. |
- Remember, they are both ancient mystical artifacts.
- In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
- Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:
Xanatos: "It's alive! Aliiiiiiiive! ...I've always wanted to say that." |
- Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:
Now I know where I got the temper. |
- Brooklyn notices that his own clone is apparently having more romantic luck than him.
Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me... |
- Xanatos: It's my first real stab at cliched villainy... (casually) How am I doing?
- "I don't remember any explosions in Bambi."
- It may be Canon Discontinuity, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a Dynamic Entry into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
- In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this golden line when Macbeth is having a live debate against a Gargoyle hater:
Macbeth: Madam, they burnt witches like you in the middle ages! |
- In "Revelations":
Matt: How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with rejuvination drugs. |
- "YES! I betrayed you! You robbed me of my ultimate achievement! My greatest creation! I only took back what was miiine! [whispers] ...there, how was that?"
- "Have no fear! Supergoyle is here!"