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John McClane: You think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?
(elevator arrives full of reinforcements)
Hans Gruber: You were saying?

—Die Hard

"Did you all take stupid pills this morning?"

—Mr. Potatohead, Toy Story

"It's like everyone put their retard hats on that morning by mistake."

—Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation

Film Brain: Finally, they get back to the idea of killing him, which of course they plan to do by having a plot to cut him up into tiny pieces, that they will post all over the country ...or you know, they could just blow him up?
Linkara: Shh, the Octopus is holding his Idiot Ball.

—Film Brain questions the Octopus' plan in the The Spirit movie

Who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests? Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario Bros. anyway? Gullible soup?

—King Boo, Luigis Mansion

Mokuba: But it's obviously a trap! Why are you acting so gullible and out of character?

—Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

Téa: I can't believe we're expected to believe all this.
Yugi: And yet, apparently we do. God, we're stupid.

—Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Okay, I take it back. Reed Richards is not a genius. He is actually a complete moron."

—Linkara comments on the irrefutable evidence in "Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four in...Brain Drain!", Atop the Fourth Wall

84: So the emerald one tried to steal your powers and now you're working with them and a super villain's daughter?
Emerald Gauntlet: Well I-- when you say it like...

—PS238

"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."

—GLaDOS, Portal 2

"Uncle! What are you doing Firebending your tea? You know, for a wise old man, that was a pretty stupid move."

—Prince Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

If there's one thing you should never do
It's put it past the man to be a fool

—What's Goin' Wrong by Justin Townes Earle

That boy not only got handed the idiot ball, he must have used it as a suppository.

—"Greyff", Taylor Made Friends 4

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-{{quote|'''John McClane:''' You think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?<br />
+{{quote|'''John McClane:''' You think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?
-''(elevator arrives full of reinforcements)''<br />
+''(elevator arrives full of reinforcements)''
-'''Hans Gruber:''' You were saying?|''[[Die Hard (Film)|Die Hard]]''}}
+'''Hans Gruber:''' You were saying?
+|''[[Die Hard]]''}}
-{{quote|"Did you all take stupid pills this morning?"|'''Mr. Potatohead''', ''[[Toy Story]]''}}
+{{quote|"Did you all take stupid pills this morning?"|'''Mr. Potatohead''', ''[[Toy Story (franchise)|Toy Story]]''}}
-{{quote|"It's like everyone put their retard hats on that morning by mistake."|'''Yahtzee''', ''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Zero Punctuation]]''}}
+{{quote|"It's like everyone put their retard hats on that morning by mistake."|'''Yahtzee''', ''[[Zero Punctuation]]''}}
-{{quote|'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|Film Brain]]:''' Finally, they get back to the idea of killing him, which of course they plan to do by having a plot to cut him up into tiny pieces, that they will post all over the country ...or you know, they could just blow him up?<br />
+{{quote|'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' Finally, they get back to the idea of killing him, which of course they plan to do by having a plot to cut him up into tiny pieces, that they will post all over the country ...or you know, they could just blow him up?
-'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]:''' Shh, the Octopus is holding his Idiot Ball.|'''Film Brain''' questions the Octopus' plan in the ''[[The Spirit (Film)|The Spirit]]'' movie}}
+'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]:''' Shh, the Octopus is holding his Idiot Ball.
+|'''Film Brain''' questions the Octopus' plan in the ''[[The Spirit (film)|The Spirit]]'' movie}}
-{{quote|Who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests? Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario Bros. anyway? Gullible soup?|'''King Boo''', ''[[Luigis Mansion (Video Game)|Luigis Mansion]]''}}
+{{quote|Who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests? Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario Bros. anyway? Gullible soup?|'''King Boo''', ''[[Luigi's Mansion|Luigis Mansion]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Mokuba''': But it's obviously a trap! Why are you acting so gullible and out of character?|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}
+{{quote|'''Mokuba''': But it's obviously a trap! Why are you acting so gullible and out of character?
+|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Téa''': I can't believe we're expected to believe all this.<br />
+{{quote|'''Téa''': I can't believe we're expected to believe all this.
-'''Yugi''': And yet, apparently we do. ''God'', we're stupid. |''[[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}
+'''Yugi''': And yet, apparently we do. ''God'', we're stupid.
+|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''}}
-{{quote|"Okay, I take it back. [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist|Reed Richards]] is ''not'' a genius. He is actually a complete moron."|'''Linkara''' comments on the irrefutable evidence in "[[Spider Man]] and the [[Fantastic Four]] in...Brain Drain!", ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Atop the Fourth Wall]]''}}
+{{quote|"Okay, I take it back. [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist|Reed Richards]] is ''not'' a genius. He is actually a complete moron."|'''Linkara''' comments on the irrefutable evidence in "[[Spider-Man]] and the [[Fantastic Four]] in...Brain Drain!", ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]''}}
-{{quote|'''84''': ''So the emerald one tried to steal your powers and now you're working with them and a super villain's daughter?''<br />
+{{quote|'''84''': ''So the emerald one tried to steal your powers and now you're working with them and a super villain's daughter?''
-'''Emerald Gauntlet''': ''Well I-- when you say it like...''|[[PS 238]]}}
+'''Emerald Gauntlet''': ''Well I-- when you say it like...''
+|[[PS238]]}}
-{{quote|''"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."''|'''GLaDOS''', ''[[Portal 2 (Video Game)|Portal 2]]''}}
+{{quote|''"The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas."''
+|'''GLaDOS''', ''[[Portal 2]]''}}
-{{quote|''"Uncle! What are you doing Firebending your tea? [[Lampshade Hanging|You know, for a wise old man,]] [[Out of Character Moment|that was a pretty stupid move.]]"''|'''Prince Zuko,''' ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender (Animation)|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}}
+{{quote|''"Uncle! What are you doing Firebending your tea? [[Lampshade Hanging|You know, for a wise old man,]] [[Out-of-Character Moment|that was a pretty stupid move.]]"''
+|'''Prince Zuko,''' ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}}
+{{quote|''If there's one thing you should never do''
-{{reflist}}
+''It's put it past the man to be a fool''
-[[Category:Idiot Ball]]
+|''What's Goin' Wrong'' by '''Justin Townes Earle'''}}
-[[Category:Quotes]]
+{{quote|That boy not only got handed the idiot ball, he must have used it as a suppository.
+|"Greyff", ''[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13987563/72/Assorted-Attempts Taylor Made Friends 4]''}}
+{{tropesubpagefooter}}