Immediate Self Contradiction

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    This is for when a character says something clearly contradictory, if not completely opposite, to what they literally said right beforehand.

    May sometimes happen in the context of a Hurricane of Excuses. When a contradiction seems immediate to the viewer but is not immediate in in-universe time, that would be a Gilligan Cut.

    Supertrope to No Except Yes.

    Examples of Immediate Self Contradiction include:

    Anime and Manga

    • In the dub of Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo, Bobobo explains to the wealth-obsessed villain Halekulani that there are things more important than money. Like money!

    Film

    • Monsters vs. Aliens:"I come in peace; you are all going to die".
    • The Gene Wilder Willy Wonka movie. He had several occasions of saying something, then stopping, and exclaiming, "Strike that! Reverse it!"
    • Constantine. Chas Kramer has been bugging the title character about being able to get into Papa Midnite's bar for some time.
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    Chas Kramer: Can you please get me into this bar, John, please? I'm begging you, John, please?
    Constantine: Sure, you can get in.
    Chas Kramer: I can get in?
    Constantine: If you can get in.

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    Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
    Crowd: No, no... no... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.

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    Elizabeth: Hold it! You two knew about this?"
    Chessy: What? Oh! No!
    Both: No, no, nonono... I had no idea... <they glance at each other> Ah, yes.
    Martin: Yes, I did know something.
    Chessy: Technically, yes, I had an inkling, anyway...

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    Literature

    • Peter Pan, in the book: "That's not why I was crying! And besides, I wasn't crying."

    Live-Action TV

    • In Doctor Who, the Doctor gives explanations for various things, only to immediately say that the explanation is wrong, since a lot of the time, he doesn't seem to have an answer or he thinks his companions need it dumbed down for them.
    • In the How I Met Your Mother episode "Zoo or False" Marshall sumultaneously claims that he was and was not "mugged" by a monkey in the Central Park zoo. He was mugged by a person but he says it was a monkey in order for Lily to not want to get a gun, then feels guilty when he learns that the monkey he has accused is going to be deported.
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    Lily: You weren't mugged by a monkey?
    Marshall: Yes, I was!
    Robin: So you were mugged by a monkey.
    Marshall: No, I wasn't!

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      • In another episode, Barney says that it's impossible for a man wearing overalls to seduce a woman. He then vows to do exactly that.
    • In the British show All Creatures Great and Small, Siegfried is often guilty of telling his employees to do something, then at some point negating what he just said.
    • In another Python example, the infamous "Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink" sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus includes:
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    City Gent: Look! Are you trying to insinuate something?
    Rude Fellow: No, no, nonono no... Yes.

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    Music

    Newspaper Comics

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    Video Games

    • The Flash game series Arise has, in the very first game, this wonderful claim left in a book for the player to read: "This is not a joke, and it's not a test. I put you in this shack to test you." Retsupurae called the authors out on this:
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    Slowbeef: Like right there! I mean, come on!
    Diabetus: Oh man, my backspace key doesn't work, but I gotta keep writing my narrative!

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    • EarthBound has the Onett librarian offering you a map.
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    Librarian: "All of the information is there, except for the information that isn't there!"

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    Web Comics

    • xkcd: In Future Timeline, the predictions for the year 2090 include "global warming hits 7 degrees centigrade" and "global warming hits 4 degrees centigrade".

    Western Animation

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    The fortune isn't important, boy, what's important to me is that you're safe. Now let's go get that fortune!

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      • Another Abe example from "Simpson Tide":
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    My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is not a porn star!

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      • From a PSA in "Lisa the Vegetarian":
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    Jimmy: Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
    Troy McClure: (laughs) No, Jimmy, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend hasn't heard of the food chain.

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    • From Futurama, Professor Farnsworth continually does this. Eg: "You're going to be going on a highly controversial mission!"
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    Fry: Controversial?
    Farnsworth: Oh my, no!

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      • Another Futurama example, from "The Duh-Vinci Code":
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    Morbo: Are you ready to play?
    Fry: I didn't come here to play, I came to win. Now let's play.

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    Real Life

    • Supposed actual court testimony that's floated around for a good while:
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    Lawyer: You can't lift your arm any longer due to the injury, correct?
    Defendant (suing his company for a job-related injury): Yes.
    Lawyer: How high can you raise your arm right now?
    (Defendant, wincing, raises his arm to shoulder level.)
    Lawyer: And how high could you raise your arm before the accident?
    Defendant: (eagerly raising his arm above his head) This high!
    Judge: Case dismissed.

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