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Everyone had at least one moment (even Batman), but generally anything involving Blue Beetle and Booster Gold was hilarious.

Booster: Things can't get any worse!
Beetle: Never say that.
Booster: Why not?
Aquaman: There you are! I'd like to have a word with you two.
Beetle: That's why not.

After Maxwell Lord, Batman, and Martian Manhunter learn Blue Beetle and Booster Gold opened a Justice League-themed casino.

Batman: The real question is, where did they get the money for it? Last I heard, those two were flat broke.
Max: Oh, no! NO! *Runs out of the room.* They wouldn't! They couldn't!
Batman & Manhunter: They did.
Max: THEY DID!
Manhunter: If this keeps up he's going to give himself an ulcer.
Batman: He already has an ulcer. He's headed for a nervous breakdown.
*The next panel shows Maxwell sitting in front of a giant computer with his head in his hands. On the monitor is displayed "Available League Funds: $0.00"*

While Animal Man's treatment as a completely useless hero was rather harsh and unfair, his dialogue while trying to find a nearby animal to "absorb" its "powers" as a fight broke out always cracks me up:

Animal Man: Hold on, guys, while I... *Sees nothing but a small mouse nearby* While I...
Mouse: Squeak!
Animal Man: Yeah, I think you're cute, too.

Guy Gardner challenges Batman to a fistfight for leadership of the League. One punch later...

One time Guy attempted to use his ring to quickly salvage a wrecked spaceship. The way he did it caused the ship to snap in half. A visibly furious Guy has a large speech bubble with only a "*" in it. The footnote on the panel reads "Expletives. Lots of 'em."

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 * Everyone had at least one moment (even [[Batman]]), but generally anything involving [[Blue Beetle]] and [[Booster Gold]] was hilarious.
-{{quote| '''Booster''': [[Tempting Fate|Things can't get any worse!]]<br />
+{{quote|'''Booster''': [[Tempting Fate|Things can't get any worse!]]
-'''Beetle''': Never say that.<br />
+'''Beetle''': Never say that.
-'''Booster''': Why not?<br />
+'''Booster''': Why not?
-'''[[Aquaman (Comic Book)|Aquaman]]''': ''There'' you are! I'd like to have a word with you two.<br />
+'''[[Aquaman]]''': ''There'' you are! I'd like to have a word with you two.
 '''Beetle''': That's why not. }}
 * After Maxwell Lord, Batman, and Martian Manhunter learn Blue Beetle and Booster Gold opened a Justice League-themed casino.
-{{quote| '''Batman''': The real question is, where did they get the money for it? Last I heard, those two were flat broke.<br />
+{{quote|'''Batman''': The real question is, where did they get the money for it? Last I heard, those two were flat broke.
-'''Max''': Oh, no! [[Big No|NO!]] ''*Runs out of the room.*'' They wouldn't! They couldn't!<br />
+'''Max''': Oh, no! [[Big No|NO!]] ''*Runs out of the room.*'' They wouldn't! They couldn't!
-'''Batman''' & '''Manhunter''': They did.<br />
+'''Batman''' & '''Manhunter''': They did.
-'''Max''': THEY DID!<br />
+'''Max''': THEY DID!
-'''Manhunter''': If this keeps up he's going to give himself an ulcer.<br />
+'''Manhunter''': If this keeps up he's going to give himself an ulcer.
-'''Batman''': He already has an ulcer. He's headed for a nervous breakdown.<br />
+'''Batman''': He already has an ulcer. He's headed for a nervous breakdown.
 ''*The next panel shows Maxwell sitting in front of a giant computer with his head in his hands. On the monitor is displayed "{{smallcaps|Available League Funds: $0.00}}"*'' }}
-* While [[Animal Man (Comic Book)|Animal Man]]'s treatment as a completely useless hero was rather harsh and unfair, his dialogue while trying to find a nearby animal to "absorb" it's "powers" as a fight broke out always cracks me up:
+* While [[Animal Man]]'s treatment as a completely useless hero was rather harsh and unfair, his dialogue while trying to find a nearby animal to "absorb" its "powers" as a fight broke out always cracks me up:
-{{quote| '''Animal Man''': Hold on, guys, while I... ''*Sees nothing but a small mouse nearby*'' While I...<br />
+{{quote|'''Animal Man''': Hold on, guys, while I... ''*Sees nothing but a small mouse nearby*'' While I...
-'''Mouse''': Squeak!<br />
+'''Mouse''': Squeak!
 '''Animal Man''': Yeah, I think you're cute, too. }}
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-[[Category:DC Comics (Creator)/Funny]]
 [[Category:Justice League International]]
 [[Category:Funny]]