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I love, little girls |
I love, little girls |
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They make me feel so good |
They make me feel so good |
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|'''[[Oingo Boingo]]''', "Little Girls"}} |
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{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? |
{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? |
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Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself |
Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself |
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You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else |
You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else |
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|'''Sonny Boy Williamson I''', "Good Morning Little School Girl"}} |
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{{quote|There was a little girl |
{{quote|There was a little girl |
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|'''Anacreon''' (570 BC-488 BC)}} |
|'''Anacreon''' (570 BC-488 BC)}} |
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{{quote|Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.|'''Dan Quayle'''}} |
{{quote|"Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child."|'''Dan Quayle'''}} |
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{{quote|In other news, children are getting sexier... and that's pretty cooooool.|'''Tom Tucker''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}} |
{{quote|"In other news, children are getting sexier... and that's pretty cooooool."|'''Tom Tucker''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Niiiiiice''. |
{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Niiiiiice''. |
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'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck! |
'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck! |
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|'''[[VG Cats]]''', ''Super Effective #30''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ragamuffin:''' Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your [[Stalker with a Crush|reign of harassment]] ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? |
{{quote|'''Ragamuffin:''' Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your [[Stalker with a Crush|reign of harassment]] ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? |
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'''Mr. Gosh:''' [[Undead Child|Yeah, but she's been 10 for a loooooong time now, man.]] |
'''Mr. Gosh:''' [[Undead Child|Yeah, but she's been 10 for a loooooong time now, man.]] |
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|'''Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh''' in ''[[Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl]]''}} |
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{{quote|If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!|'''[[Roman Polanski]]''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}} |
{{quote|"If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!"|'''[[Roman Polanski]]''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}} |
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{{quote|Her friends are so jealous |
{{quote|Her friends are so jealous |
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Once you drew blood for him you were set. |
Once you drew blood for him you were set. |
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Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things- |
Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things- |
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'''Secretary''': (swings open office door) Brian! |
'''Secretary''': ''(swings open office door)'' Brian! |
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'''Lewis''': (notices school PA is on) Oh fuck. |
'''Lewis''': ''(notices school PA is on)'' Oh fuck. |
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|'''Principal Lewis''', ''[[American Dad]]''}} |
|'''Principal Lewis''', ''[[American Dad]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 14:54, 2 February 2018
I, I, I love little girls —Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls"
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Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? —Sonny Boy Williamson I, "Good Morning Little School Girl"
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There was a little girl —Max Miller, The Max Miller Blue Book
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O pretty child, —Anacreon (570 BC-488 BC)
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"Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child."
—Dan Quayle
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"In other news, children are getting sexier... and that's pretty cooooool."
—Tom Tucker, Family Guy
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Aide: Niiiiiice. —VG Cats, Super Effective #30
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Ragamuffin: Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your reign of harassment ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? —Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh in Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl
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"If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!"
—Roman Polanski, in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.
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Her friends are so jealous —The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
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Loose talk in the classroom —The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
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Sitting on a park bench —Jethro Tull, "Aqualung"
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Lewis: Damn kids! (sigh) —Principal Lewis, American Dad
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If I am Lolita —Emilie Autumn, "Gothic Lolita"
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"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. We're going back next year."
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Someone was remarking elsewhere that [Drew Barrymore] looks the same now as she did in ET, only with breasts. They said, "You're watching ET and saying, 'oh yeah, Drew Barrymore, rawr' and suddenly 'holy crap she's, like, THREE!' and you're gouging your eyes out with a spoon."
—"Legomancer", on the Straight Dope Website, 9/21/01
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