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'''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift... |
'''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift... |
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'''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... (''begins whistling cheerfully'') |
'''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... (''begins whistling cheerfully'') |
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'''Nurse:''' Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!''|Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," ''[[ |
'''Nurse:''' Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!''|Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," ''[[BioShock (series)]]''}} |
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{{quote|You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!|'''Ratchet''', ''[[Transformers Shattered Glass]]'', on [[The Starscream|Rodimus]] not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand}} |
{{quote|You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!|'''Ratchet''', ''[[Transformers: Shattered Glass]]'', on [[The Starscream|Rodimus]] not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand}} |
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{{quote|''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM''|'''Dr. Steinmann''', [[Hypocritical Humour|scrawled in the]] [[Couldn't Find a Pen|blood of his patients]], ''[[ |
{{quote|''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM''|'''Dr. Steinmann''', [[Hypocritical Humour|scrawled in the]] [[Couldn't Find a Pen|blood of his patients]], ''[[BioShock (series)]]''}} |
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{{quote|As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"|'''[[Elvira, Mistress of the Dark]]'''}} |
{{quote|As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"|'''[[Elvira, Mistress of the Dark]]'''}} |
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'''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct '''medical experiments'''!|''[[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]]''}} |
'''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct '''medical experiments'''!|''[[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]]''}} |
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{{quote|[[Talking to Themself|What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[Punctuated Pounding|She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[Mad Artist|I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[Hollywood Pudgy|That one, too fat!]] [[Statuesque Stunner|This one, too tall!]] [[Fashionable Asymmetry|This one, too]] ''[[Fashionable Asymmetry|symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[Large Ham|UGLYYYYYYYY!]]''|'''Dr. Steinmann''', ''[[ |
{{quote|[[Talking to Themself|What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[Punctuated Pounding|She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[Mad Artist|I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[Hollywood Pudgy|That one, too fat!]] [[Statuesque Stunner|This one, too tall!]] [[Fashionable Asymmetry|This one, too]] ''[[Fashionable Asymmetry|symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[Large Ham|UGLYYYYYYYY!]]''|'''Dr. Steinmann''', ''[[BioShock (series)]]''}} |
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Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from--possibly because the true center of naturopathy, Narnia, can only be found by those pure of heart.
—Cracked.com, "5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider"
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Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting.
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You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler...
—Urien Rakarth, Master Haemonculus, Warhammer 40000
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Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind —Dr. Horror by Running Wild
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Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken.
—Urien Rakarth, Warhammer 40000
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Now this is gonna 'urt a LOT but you'll be bettah, you'll see!
—The Mad Dok, Dawn of War
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One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery!
—Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D., Phoenix Command
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Steinman: Four-oh silk and... done. —Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," BioShock (series)
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You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!
—Ratchet, Transformers: Shattered Glass, on Rodimus not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand
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ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM
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As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"
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Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!
—Mad Dok Grotsnik, Warhammer 40000
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Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! Ahahahahahaha! ...Anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license.
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Dr. Barber: Hmmm...good news. You have the plague. |
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What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She won't! Stay! Still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLYYYYYYYY!
—Dr. Steinmann, BioShock (series)
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