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Kratos: *Ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen* LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! LOOK AT IT!!!
PRESS O TO SHOW OFF THE BETTER FEATURES OF THIS PRODUCT.

"HIIIIIPSTERRRRRR"
This guest strip. Mood Whiplash has never been so adorable.
"Yeah, I can see people complaining about this." "I'm complaining about this."
Jared wanting to get back to his parents because they have his Xbox. The visual reference to Xbox Kid is just the icing on the cake.
Jared chose a Magikarp as his starter Pokemon. He levels it up...by using it as a bludgeon, eventually defeating enough 'mons to make Magikarp evolve into Gyarados.

I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!

When talking to Sesshomaru:

Commander: Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much gay porn they've made outta you an' your brother?

Kratos and Leonidas in IKEA, arguing over tea lights.

Leonidas: WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE.

Kratos: THESE ARE POMEGRANATE SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!

- And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:

Commander: When Spartans play Gay Chicken, they play for keeps, kid. Only way to win is not to play. Remember that. It could save yer life.

Third panel, with Solid Snake. Picture David Hayter saying it in the Snake-voice.
Zombie Drill. Everyones reaction to the rules, especially, Cody's.
Because when it is NOT FUN to mess with Link?
Nier's "fantasy germs".
Mr. Fish's moveset before learning Hyper Beam. I wonder how much PP "Don't Eat Jared" has...

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 * [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/427 "Stop using me as an example." "Stop BEING an example."]
 * [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/71 Pretty much] [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/84 every comic with] [[God of War (series)|Kratos]] [[Hilarity Ensues|is a]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
-{{quote| '''Kratos''': *Ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen* LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! '''LOOK AT IT!!!'''<br />
+{{quote|'''Kratos''': *Ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen* LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! '''LOOK AT IT!!!'''
 '''[[Action Commands|PRESS O TO SHOW OFF THE BETTER FEATURES OF THIS PRODUCT]]'''. }}
 * [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/540 "HIIIIIPSTERRRRRR"]
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 * Jared wanting to get back to his parents [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/164 because they have his Xbox]. The visual reference to [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbox-360-kid#.TdM1OFuraSo Xbox Kid] is just the icing on the cake.
 * Jared chose a Magikarp as his starter Pokemon. He levels it up...[[Shamu Fu|by using it as a bludgeon]], eventually defeating enough 'mons to [[Magikarp Power|make Magikarp evolve]] into [[Who's Laughing Now?|Gyarados]].
-{{quote| '''I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!'''}}
+{{quote|'''I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!'''}}
 * When talking to [[Inuyasha|Sesshomaru]]:
-{{quote|  '''Commander''': Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much [[Slash Fic|gay porn]] they've made outta you an' your brother?}}
+{{quote|'''Commander''': Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much [[Slash Fic|gay porn]] they've made outta you an' your brother?}}
 * [[God of War (series)|Kratos]] and [[300|Leonidas]] in IKEA, [[Like an Old Married Couple|arguing over tea lights]].
-{{quote| '''Leonidas''': ''[[No Indoor Voice|WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE]]''.<br />
+{{quote|'''Leonidas''': ''[[No Indoor Voice|WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE]]''.<br />
 '''Kratos''': ''THESE ARE'' POMEGRANATE ''SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!'' }}
 ** And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:
-{{quote| '''Commander''': ''[[Brick Joke|When Spartans play]] [[Ho Yay|Gay]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|Chicken]], [[Serious Business|they play for keeps, kid]]. [[War Games|Only way to win is not to play]]. Remember that. It could save yer life''.}}
+{{quote|'''Commander''': ''[[Brick Joke|When Spartans play]] [[Ho Yay|Gay]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|Chicken]], [[Serious Business|they play for keeps, kid]]. [[War Games|Only way to win is not to play]]. Remember that. It could save yer life''.}}
 * [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/249 Third panel, with Solid Snake]. Picture [[David Hayter]] saying it in the Snake-voice.
 * [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/561 Zombie Drill]. Everyones reaction to the rules, especially, [[Final Fight|Cody's]].