Marik Plays Bloodlines/Awesome

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  • Wailing on the Wrong Crowd with a baseball bat.

Marik: Okay, that's it! I'm going in here and counting to ten, and if things haven't settled down, you're all going to get a collective spanked bottom! (starts swinging bat) Hey, batta batta batta batta SWING BATTAH! (standing over a downed thug) And now, a moment of silence for John Cena.

  • Marik's EPIC Curb Stomp Battle against a flight of stairs
  • Bakura's constant commenting in Part 6. He's getting rather... excited...
  • Marik finally coming out of the closet, even if it was only for like 15 seconds.

Marik: Ok, ok! I admit it! I'm gay, I'm gay! I like men, and I like men's bottoms, and I have a whole folder on my computer filled with Thiefshipping pictures!
Followed by "...If I'm gay, then may God strike me dead. OH MY GOD! Please, God, don't kill me!
*Elevator slams down and misses* "See? Totally straight!"

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