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{{quote|'''Ryan:''' Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Ryan:''' Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.<br /> |
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'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway]]''}} |
'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Liz:''' What made you think I was gay?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Liz:''' What made you think I was gay?<br /> |
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'''Jack:''' Your shoes.<br /> |
'''Jack:''' Your shoes.<br /> |
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'''Liz:''' Well, I'm straight.<br /> |
'''Liz:''' Well, I'm straight.<br /> |
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'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.|''[[30 Rock |
'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.|''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]''}} |
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{{quote|''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[Our Angels Are Different|Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[Unusual Euphemism|gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''|''[[ |
{{quote|''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[Our Angels Are Different|Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[Unusual Euphemism|gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''|''[[Good Omens]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?<br /> |
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'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.|''[[Supernatural (TV)|Supernatural]]'', ''Playthings''}} |
'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.|''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'', ''Playthings''}} |
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{{quote|'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.<br /> |
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{{quote|'''George:''' Look, we're not gay.<br /> |
{{quote|'''George:''' Look, we're not gay.<br /> |
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'''Jerry:''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong |
'''Jerry:''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That|Not that there's anything wrong with that!]]<br /> |
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'''George:''' No, no, of course not!|''[[Seinfeld]]''}} |
'''George:''' No, no, of course not!|''[[Seinfeld]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Val:''' Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Val:''' Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.<br /> |
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'''Doctor:''' "Partner." Yes, I like it. [[Comically Missing the Point|Is it better than companion?]]<br /> |
'''Doctor:''' "Partner." Yes, I like it. [[Comically Missing the Point|Is it better than companion?]]<br /> |
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'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.|''[[ |
'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Closing Time"}} |
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{{quote|'''Frank the Magikoopa''': Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Frank the Magikoopa''': Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!<br /> |
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(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)<br /> |
(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)<br /> |
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'''Hal and Jeff''': Ahhhhhh!<br /> |
'''Hal and Jeff''': Ahhhhhh!<br /> |
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'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!|[[ |
'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!|[[Bowser's Kingdom]], episode 2}} |
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{{quote|''For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.''|'''[[The Watson|Dr. John Watson]], one of the most slashed characters in the history of print and screen media''', ''[[Sherlock]]'' |
{{quote|''For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.''|'''[[The Watson|Dr. John Watson]], one of the most slashed characters in the history of print and screen media''', ''[[Sherlock]]'' |
Revision as of 05:47, 8 April 2014
Ryan: Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay. |
Liz: What made you think I was gay? |
There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting Aziraphale: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide.
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Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay? —Supernatural, Playthings
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Cpt. Peter Lassard: I need to get my hands on some healthy young men. |
George: Look, we're not gay. |
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril. |
Val: Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby. —Doctor Who, "Closing Time"
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Frank the Magikoopa: Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!! —Bowser's Kingdom, episode 2
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For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
—Dr. John Watson, one of the most slashed characters in the history of print and screen media, Sherlock
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