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{{quote|''"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder -- they call him a cocksucker."''|'''Vince Boudreau''', ''Play it to the Bone''}} |
{{quote|''"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder -- they call him a cocksucker."''|'''Vince Boudreau''', ''Play it to the Bone''}} |
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{{quote|'''Danny''': ''And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?'' |
{{quote|'''Danny''': ''And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?'' |
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'''Tess''': ''Monet.'' |
'''Tess''': ''Monet.'' |
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'''Danny''': ''Right, and then Manet had syphilis.'' |
'''Danny''': ''Right, and then Manet had syphilis.'' |
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'''Tess''': ''They also painted occasionally.''|''[[Ocean's Eleven]]''}} |
'''Tess''': ''They also painted occasionally.''|''[[Ocean's Eleven]]''}} |
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{{quote|''I'd been a [[Serial Killer]] for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then...you bite ''one guy'' on the arse, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.''|'''Frankie Boyle''' doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", ''[[Mock the Week]]''}} |
{{quote|''I'd been a [[Serial Killer]] for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then...you bite ''one guy'' on the arse, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.''|'''Frankie Boyle''' doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", ''[[Mock the Week]]''}} |
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{{quote|''[[Ranma ½]] [[Premiere|Arrives]]: Ranma arrives. [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Surprising, huh?]] "[[Accidental Pervert|You're a pervert!]]" said [[Tsundere|Akane]], [[Never Live It Down|inadvertently]] setting her [[Fanon|fanfic]] [[Character Exaggeration|characterisation]] [[Ruined FOREVER|for all time]].''|'''[http://www.bladeandepsilon.com/rfpwsas.txt Ranma ½ For People With Short Attention Spans]'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Last time I was here, I said I was a (referring to his penis) [[Biggus Dickus|"Magnum"]]. Now people are always screaming 'Magnum' at me...I really shouldn't have said it."''|'''[[Gackt]]''', a Japanese musician, retells a story he will never live down.}} |
{{quote|''"Last time I was here, I said I was a (referring to his penis) [[Biggus Dickus|"Magnum"]]. Now people are always screaming 'Magnum' at me...I really shouldn't have said it."''|'''[[Gackt]]''', a Japanese musician, retells a story he will never live down.}} |
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{{quote|''The reader also knows that everyone poos. But if the first thing a character does is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the Pooing Character forevermore.''|''[[How Not to Write A Novel]]''}} |
{{quote|''The reader also knows that everyone poos. But if the first thing a character does is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the Pooing Character forevermore.''|''[[How Not to Write A Novel]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[wikipedia:Suge Knight|Suge [Knight]]] lost focus of the business, and who he is. He could've been a lot of things, but he chose not to."''|'''Cash Jones''', a.k.a. '''Wack 100''', ''[http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/suge-knight-endless-fall-20150706 The Endless Fall of Suge Knight]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 15:03, 26 March 2016
"Sheesh. Forget a woman's birthday four or five times and you hear about it forever."
—Roger Fox, FoxTrot
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Ever since you called me a 'freaky fish guy', I haven't been able to escape it! All over the world people see me and shout, "Hey, it's that freaky fish guy! Wanna throw a harpoon at us, Freaky Fish Guy?". And all because I ONCE threw a harpoon at somebody. Does that mean that I DESERVE being labelled a 'Freaky Fish Guy'!?...It's not like I make a habit out of it.
—Mako Tsunami, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
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"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder -- they call him a cocksucker."
—Vince Boudreau, Play it to the Bone
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Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress? |
Okay okay, geez, look, I kill a guy one time and now I'm never gonna live it down for the rest of my life, am I?
—Doctor Insano, The Spoony Experiment
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I'd been a Serial Killer for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then...you bite one guy on the arse, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.
—Frankie Boyle doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", Mock the Week
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Ranma ½ Arrives: Ranma arrives. Surprising, huh? "You're a pervert!" said Akane, inadvertently setting her fanfic characterisation for all time.
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If Al Gore invented The Internet, I invented spell check.
—Dan Quayle, inventing Gore's invention of the internet
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The reader also knows that everyone poos. But if the first thing a character does is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the Pooing Character forevermore.
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"Suge [Knight] lost focus of the business, and who he is. He could've been a lot of things, but he chose not to."
—Cash Jones, a.k.a. Wack 100, The Endless Fall of Suge Knight
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