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{{quote|'''[[McNinja]]''':"Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!"<br />
{{quote|'''[[McNinja]]''':"Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!"<br />
'''Mom''': I'm sorry I didn't mean-<br />
'''Mom''': I'm sorry I didn't mean-<br />
'''[[McNinja]]''': "Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla."|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (Webcomic)|The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
'''[[McNinja]]''': "Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla."|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}


{{quote|"This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"|Fry, ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]''}}
{{quote|"This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"|Fry, ''[[Futurama]]''}}


{{quote|'''Peter''': Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with [[Stuff Blowing Up|lots of explosions]] and [[Fan Service|partial nudity]], a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one ''machine''! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|ninja]] from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.<br />
{{quote|'''Peter''': Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with [[Stuff Blowing Up|lots of explosions]] and [[Fan Service|partial nudity]], a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one ''machine''! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|ninja]] from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.<br />
'''Brian''': I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! ''(claps hands, signalling five swimsuit models)''<br />
'''Brian''': I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! ''(claps hands, signalling five swimsuit models)''<br />
'''Peter''': [[Not Distracted By the Sexy|I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy]]. [[Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting|We must kung-fu fight!]]|''[[Family Guy (Animation)|Family Guy]]''}}
'''Peter''': [[Not Distracted by the Sexy|I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy]]. [[Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting|We must kung-fu fight!]]|''[[Family Guy]]''}}


{{quote|"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a [[Ninja Maid|ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid]], but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."|[[Adult Swim|adultswim.com]], on ''[[Code Geass (Anime)|Code Geass]]''}}
{{quote|"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a [[Ninja Maid|ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid]], but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."|[[Adult Swim|adultswim.com]], on ''[[Code Geass]]''}}


{{quote|'''Iruka''': Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!<br />
{{quote|'''Iruka''': Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!<br />
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{{quote|"Then you see the [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]] ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ''ohmygodthatissocool'' and a chainsaw."|'''Jackrabbit''', ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'' forums}}
{{quote|"Then you see the [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]] ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ''ohmygodthatissocool'' and a chainsaw."|'''Jackrabbit''', ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'' forums}}


{{quote|"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[Dungeons and Dragons (Tabletop Game)|D&D]]'', ''[[Star Trek]]'', ''[[Star Wars]]'', ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, any ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."|''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony Experiment]]'' on ''[[Ultima I]]''}}
{{quote|"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[Dungeons and Dragons|D&D]]'', ''[[Star Trek]]'', ''[[Star Wars]]'', ''[[Doctor Who]]'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, any ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."|''[[The Spoony Experiment]]'' on ''[[Ultima I]]''}}


{{quote|They became ''vampires''. ''Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.''|'''''[[Axe Cop (Webcomic)|Axe Cop]]''''', Episode 9}}
{{quote|They became ''vampires''. ''Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.''|'''''[[Axe Cop]]''''', Episode 9}}


{{quote|'''Squidward:''' I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Or a football-playing king in space...with a mustache.|'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''', "Can You Spare a Dime?"}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Or a football-playing king in space...with a mustache.|'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''', "Can You Spare a Dime?"}}


{{quote|"I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!" |[[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes''}}
{{quote|"I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!" |[[The Cinema Snob]] describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes''}}


{{quote|'''James:''' "It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf."<br />
{{quote|'''James:''' "It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf."<br />
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{{quote|'''Marik''': "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"<br />
{{quote|'''Marik''': "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"<br />
*[[Beat]]*<br />
*[[Beat]]*<br />
'''Marik''': "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"|''[[Marik Plays Bloodlines (Let's Play)|Marik Plays Bloodlines]]''}}
'''Marik''': "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"|''[[Marik Plays Bloodlines]]''}}


{{quote|'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'|'''Hermes''' ([[Bunny Ears Lawyer|a Jamaican limboing accountant]]), ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]''}}
{{quote|'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'|'''Hermes''' ([[Bunny Ears Lawyer|a Jamaican limboing accountant]]), ''[[Futurama]]''}}


{{quote|''"[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|[Lord English]]] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', via Tumblr}}
{{quote|''"[[Homestuck|[Lord English]]] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', via Tumblr}}


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Revision as of 21:33, 8 April 2014

McNinja:"Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!"

Mom: I'm sorry I didn't mean-

McNinja: "Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla."
—The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
"This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"
—Fry, Futurama

Peter: Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with lots of explosions and partial nudity, a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one machine! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot ninja from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.

Brian: I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! (claps hands, signalling five swimsuit models)

Peter: I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy. We must kung-fu fight!
—Family Guy
"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid, but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."
—adultswim.com, on Code Geass

Iruka: Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!

Naruto: But sensei, you are not a robot! You are a human being!

Iruka: Oh, I guess that part was just in my dream then...
—Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show

"Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!"

Calvin: This is so cool!

Hobbes: This is so stupid!
—Calvin and Hobbes
"Then you see the chainsaw ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ohmygodthatissocool and a chainsaw."
—Jackrabbit, Dwarf Fortress forums
"Richard Garriot's tabletop Dungeons and Dragons game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes D&D, Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, any my god is it beautiful. This guy is a god of nerds."
—The Spoony Experiment on Ultima I
They became vampires. Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.
—Axe Cop, Episode 9

Squidward: I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.

SpongeBob: Or a football-playing king in space...with a mustache.
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "Can You Spare a Dime?"
"I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"
—The Cinema Snob describing the climax of The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes

James: "It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf."

Mike: "The mummy is a fucking werewolf!"
—Cinemassacre reviews Face of the Screaming Werewolf
'I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!'
—A Series of Unfortunate Events 'Carmelita Spats

Marik: "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"

Marik: "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"
—Marik Plays Bloodlines
'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'
—Hermes (a Jamaican limboing accountant), Futurama
"[Lord English] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."
—Andrew Hussie, via Tumblr
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