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{{quote|''If you were gay
''That'd be okay
''I mean, 'cause, hey!
''I'd like you anyway
''Because you see
''If it were me
''I would feel free to say
''That I was gay (but I'm not gay)''|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}}
{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]!
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If you were gay —"If You Were Gay", Avenue Q
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Short-Haired Girl: I can't believe he stood up to that fire monster! |
"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. You tried tying metal weights to your private part. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."
—Rowan Atkinson, "The Gay Christian"
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