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{{quote|''If you were gay |
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That'd be okay |
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I mean, 'cause, hey! |
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I'd like you anyway |
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Because you see |
''Because you see |
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If it were me |
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I would feel free to say |
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That I was gay (but I'm not gay)''|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}} |
''That I was gay (but I'm not gay)''|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]! |
{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]! |
Revision as of 00:01, 17 February 2017
If you were gay —"If You Were Gay", Avenue Q
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Short-Haired Girl: I can't believe he stood up to that fire monster! |
"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. You tried tying metal weights to your private part. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."
—Rowan Atkinson, "The Gay Christian"
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"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put 'Not gay'. But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put '... but supportive.'"
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