Passion Night

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[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3853633/1/Passion_Night Passion Night]] by Odiane is a plotless Harry Potter Slash Fic in which Sirius and Lupin, for no reason at all, start shagging in every permutation of their shapeshifting forms. Along the way we have ten-inch penises, gallons of "jizz", [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking far too many vowels]] and (perhaps most infamously) the writer, having been reprimanded for a previous Slash Fic in which the characters didn't use lube, remembered it [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex but thought it was an activity]].

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=== Passion Night provides examples of:

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• Anatomically-Impossible Sex: The lube is just the beginning.
• Beige Prose
• Biggus Dickus
• Department of Redundancy Department: How many times do we need to be

reminded what form the characters are in at any given stage?

• Faster-Than-Light Travel: Referenced.

"IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT HYPER SPEEEEEED!" Lupin shouted

trying not to moan while he shouted.

• IKEA Erotica
• The Immodest Orgasm
• Porn Without Plot
• Rouge Angles of Satin
• Shapeshifting Squick
• Slash Fic
• Title Drop

"Its time for the passion night" Lupin said.

• Troll Fic: Possibly. Opinions vary on this.
• Valley Girl: Lupin talks like one for no apparent reason.

"That was sooooo awesome" Lupin said.