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"Oh, hooray! In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add 'Animal Cruelty' to the list!" —A skeptical Sokka on the recent Turncoat Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"We must know when to be strong... and when to show compassion." —Scorpius, in a moment of pragmatic compassion, Farscape.

Anon #1: Fate Tertium Averruncus promotes destruction of entire civilizations, squishing innocent passerby with giant monoliths, and completing primary education. What a nice chap. Anon #2: Well it's only fair that they have a future before he destroys it. —4chan, on chapter 260 of Mahou Sensei Negima. See below.

Fate: No, they did it out of their own free will. I picked up 57 more of them and sent them to school. Well, it looks like it's a hobby for me. Rakan: Hey, hey, you serious? Doing such a nice thing and all...it's surprising. —Mahou Sensei Negima

I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job. —Evil Empress Guide

But yeah, I've racked up such a rep for killing things that it actually makes you suspicious when I take a moment to help out a mom and her little girl. Maybe you think there's a bit of a weird vibe there and that's all you need to go to town, right? Shrinks and mommy issues. —Alcatraz, Crysis: Legion