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    "Oh, hooray! In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add 'Animal Cruelty' to the list!"
    —A skeptical Sokka on the recent Turncoat Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender
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    "We must know when to be strong... and when to show compassion."
    Scorpius, in a moment of pragmatic compassion, Farscape.
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    Anon #1: Fate Tertium Averruncus promotes destruction of entire civilizations, squishing innocent passerby with giant monoliths, and completing primary education. What a nice chap.

    Anon #2: Well it's only fair that they have a future before he destroys it.
    4chan, on chapter 260 of Mahou Sensei Negima. See below.
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    Fate: No, they did it out of their own free will. I picked up 57 more of them and sent them to school. Well, it looks like it's a hobby for me.

    Rakan: Hey, hey, you serious? Doing such a nice thing and all...it's surprising.
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    I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job.
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    But yeah, I've racked up such a rep for killing things that it actually makes you suspicious when I take a moment to help out a mom and her little girl. Maybe you think there's a bit of a weird vibe there and that's all you need to go to town, right? Shrinks and mommy issues.
    Alcatraz, Crysis: Legion
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