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So you want to fight crime, but live far away from [[Freak Lab Accident|Nuclear Power Plants]] and [[Applied Phlebotinum|chemical spills]], [[Super Serum|questionable government programmes]], [[Charles Atlas Superpower|martial art]] or [[Shangri La|mystic monasteries]]? You're in luck! Thanks to '''[[Trope Co |
So you want to fight crime, but live far away from [[Freak Lab Accident|Nuclear Power Plants]] and [[Applied Phlebotinum|chemical spills]], [[Super Serum|questionable government programmes]], [[Charles Atlas Superpower|martial art]] or [[Shangri La|mystic monasteries]]? You're in luck! Thanks to '''[[Trope Co]]®''' [[Psycho Serum]], you too can be part of the proud tradition of caped crime crusaders! Each dose gives normal people [[Stock Super Powers]] for a limited time, granting YOU the ability to FIGHT CRIME! |
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'''Troper General's Warning:''' Use of '''TropeCo®''' [[Psycho Serum]] is a known cause of [[Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere|recurring and persistent]] [[Evil Feels Good|addiction]], [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|insanity]], [[One-Winged Angel|new appendages]], [[Super-Powered Evil Side|murderous rage]], [[Psychic Nosebleed|Psychic Nosebleeds]], [[Superpower Meltdown|spontaneous combustion]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|watery eyes.]] If you already possess super powers [[Psycho Serum]] may have similar yet different [[This Is Your Brain on Evil|side effects]]. Overdose may cause [[The Virus|out of control mutation]], [[Explosive Overclocking|death]], and the loss of [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?|human legal status]] along with [[Thou Shalt Not Kill|all accompanying rights]]. Please consult with your [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate|Physician]] or [[Witch Doctor]] to see if [[Psycho Serum]] is right for '''''you.''''' |
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''Legal Disclaimer:'' Not to be confused with the similarly labeled drug [[Super Serum]], a far inferior product that ''claims'' to be "the same thing without the side effects". [[Media Watchdogs]] with no perspective deny any difference. |
''Legal Disclaimer:'' Not to be confused with the similarly labeled drug [[Super Serum]], a far inferior product that ''claims'' to be "the same thing without the side effects". [[Media Watchdogs]] with no perspective deny any difference. |
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Psycho Serum
So you want to fight crime, but live far away from Nuclear Power Plants and chemical spills, questionable government programmes, martial art or mystic monasteries? You're in luck! Thanks to Trope Co® Psycho Serum, you too can be part of the proud tradition of caped crime crusaders! Each dose gives normal people Stock Super Powers for a limited time, granting YOU the ability to FIGHT CRIME!
Troper General's Warning: Use of TropeCo® Psycho Serum is a known cause of recurring and persistent addiction, insanity, new appendages, murderous rage, Psychic Nosebleeds, spontaneous combustion, and watery eyes. If you already possess super powers Psycho Serum may have similar yet different side effects. Overdose may cause out of control mutation, death, and the loss of human legal status along with all accompanying rights. Please consult with your Physician or Witch Doctor to see if Psycho Serum is right for you.
Legal Disclaimer: Not to be confused with the similarly labeled drug Super Serum, a far inferior product that claims to be "the same thing without the side effects". Media Watchdogs with no perspective deny any difference.