Sadist Teacher/Quotes
"Your performance was horrible. Your parents will all be receiving phone calls instructing them to love you less."
—Ms. Bitters from Invader Zim
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"Now if I hear one more peep out of any of you scrubs, someone's going to get... A love punch! Any questions?"
—Miss Kisskillya, Detention
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"Now I know you're upset, but it's been two days. You need to move on."
—Mr. Noblet, Strangers with Candy, after Jerri's father was abruptly mauled to death by vicious attack dogs.
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Mom: I saw your teacher, Miss Wormwood, in the supermarket today. She said to say Hi. |
"Your psycho-analyst may say one thing, Blatworthy, but I say another. And my treatment is free."
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"When we grew up and went to school —Pink Floyd, The Wall, "The Happiest Days of Our Lives"
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Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger... Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all. |
Mr Mericet: Mr Pteppic is exactly right. Especially about the over-confidence.
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