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''Strike the bell and bide the danger''<br />
''Or wonder till it drives you mad''<br />
''What would have happened if you had''|An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, from ''[[The Magicians Nephew]]''. [[Sealed Evil in
{{quote|'''Budnick''': You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy and nobody will punish you or bother you you'll have complete freedom.<br />
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'''Budnick''': You'll find out but don't say I didn't warn you.|''[[Salute Your Shorts]]''}}
{{quote|''Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.''|[[Discworld
{{quote|''I will not include a [[Self-Destruct Mechanism
{{quote|'''Capt. Amazing:''' Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.<br />
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'''Hermione''': And why do you say that?<br />
'''Himeko''': My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, [[Buffy-Speak|the stuff that every writer seems to use]]? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.<br />
'''Hermione''':This isn't a movie or a book, Himeko.|''[[
{{quote|'Do Not Lean Out Of The Window.' Wonder why...|Vivian, ''[[The Young Ones]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Ren''': See this button? '''''[[Don't Touch It, You Idiot!|DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!]]'''''<br />
'''Stimpy''': So, [[Too Dumb to Live|what'll happen?]]<br />
'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[Tempting Fate|Maybe something good.]] [[The End of the World
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Make your choice, adventerous stranger —An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, from The Magicians Nephew. You don't want to know what happens if you fall for it.
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Budnick: You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy and nobody will punish you or bother you you'll have complete freedom. |
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
—Thief Of Time, 26th Discworld novel
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I will not include a Self-Destruct Mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
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Capt. Amazing: Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence. |
<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car —qdb.us #230078
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Kids! Color this comic and win! Send your completed entry to your local newspaper c/o "This Letter Is Really A Mailbomb" and win! Be sure to include your return address.
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Make the choice, adventurous stranger —The Magician's Nephew (book 6 of "The Chronicles of Narnia"), by C.S Lewis
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Himeko: ...but why would Dunbadoru-sensei have brought attention to it if he didn't want us going in? |
'Do Not Lean Out Of The Window.' Wonder why...
—Vivian, The Young Ones
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Ren: See this button? DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL! |