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"What did you do to my lesbian?" (Might require reading the previous strip for context, but the line's the funny part anyhow.)
Robin's plan to get Ethan to have sex with Thad from Shortpacked!
- And next comic, things don't go well.
Mike's Your Mom joke failing.
Any time Aslan shows up. Any. Time.
- What the hell is taking this thing so damn long?!
Around Thanksgiving 2010 Willis had "a personal appeal from Shortpacked! creator, David Willis" with funny pictures of Willis (it was an ad to get people to buy Walkyverse stuff, making fun of Jimmy Wales' personal appeal). The Fazoli's Kid also made a personal appeal. Most people spent more time refreshing the page to see all the different pictures than they did reading the comic.
Mike meets a guy who is ~~a huge asshole~~ anti-social. The guy acts like he's awesome because of it and says "whatcha gonna do, really". Mike gives him an answer.
Minimalism.
Faz is a great source of these. His first is this:

Faz: Contrary to what he claims, I have a graph here which shows a line clearly going up.
Faz: At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we increase the likelihood.
Ethan: Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.
Faz: Allow Faz final words to his genitals.

They have gay BARS now?!
Shinji. Knucks.
Robin's...interesting analogy for coming out of the closet.

Robin: You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the Coyote walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, BAM!, you realize yer gay!

Ken: What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?

Robin: COCKS!

Ethan takes Drew to BotCon. The Osama Bin Laden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
This

Mike: "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."

This man's genitals are part of a very important business deal.
Mike finally gets to honestly say "I fucked your mom"... to his own unborn child.
Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, hilarity ensues.

Batman: "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."

- Part 2.

Bullock: "He started making ice puns, so the snipers took him out."

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 * "[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-4/04-girls-kiss-in-this-story/dumbass/ What did you do to my lesbian?]" (Might require reading the previous strip for context, but the line's the funny part anyhow.)
-* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/chalkboard/ Robin's] [[Rube Goldberg Device|plan]] to [[Shipper On Deck|get Ethan to have sex with Thad]] from ''Shortpacked!''
+* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/chalkboard/ Robin's] [[Rube Goldberg Device|plan]] to [[Shipper on Deck|get Ethan to have sex with Thad]] from ''Shortpacked!''
 ** And [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/posteriorbreach/ next comic], things don't [[Epic Fail|go well]].
 * [http://shortpacked.com/comic/book-4/07-the-tome-of-the-ages/mom/ Mike's Your Mom joke failing].
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 * [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/furry/ Minimalism.]
 * Faz is a great source of these. His first is [http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/05-faztivus/upness/ this:]
-{{quote| '''Faz:''' Contrary to what ''he'' claims, I have a ''graph'' here which shows a ''line'' clearly going ''up''.<br />
+{{quote|'''Faz:''' Contrary to what ''he'' claims, I have a ''graph'' here which shows a ''line'' clearly going ''up''.
-'''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ increase]'' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]<br />
+'''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ increase]'' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]
-'''Ethan:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/steaming/ Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.]<br />
+'''Ethan:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/steaming/ Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.]
 '''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/10-faz-gets-his-comeuppance/boyfriend-2/ Allow Faz final words to his genitals.] }}
 * '''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/gaybar/ They have gay BARS now?!]'''
 * [[Rebuild of Evangelion|Shinji]]. [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/praise-2/ Knucks.]
 * Robin's...[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/coyote-2/ interesting] analogy for coming out of the closet.
-{{quote| '''Robin:''' You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the [[Looney Tunes|Coyote]] walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, ''BAM!'', you realize yer gay!<br />
+{{quote|'''Robin:''' You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the [[Looney Tunes|Coyote]] walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, ''BAM!'', you realize yer gay!<br />
 '''Ken:''' What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?<br />
 '''Robin:''' '''''COCKS!''''' }}
 * [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/minicon/ Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]. The [[Osama Bin Laden]] joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
 * [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/02-wikimania/rape/ This]
-{{quote| '''Mike:''' "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."}}
+{{quote|'''Mike:''' "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."}}
 * [http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ This man's genitals are part of a] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ very]'' ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ important business deal.]
 * Mike finally gets to honestly say [[I Banged Your Mom|"I fucked your mom"]]... {{spoiler|''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords to his own unborn child]''.}}
 * Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/medication/ hilarity ensues.]
-{{quote| '''Batman:''' "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."}}
+{{quote|'''Batman:''' "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."}}
 ** [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/prescription-2/ Part 2.]
-{{quote|  '''Bullock:''' "[[Batman and Robin (Film)|He started making ice puns]], so the snipers took him out."}}
+{{quote|'''Bullock:''' "[[Batman and Robin (film)|He started making ice puns]], so the snipers took him out."}}
 * [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/06-the-drama-tag/librarian/ How'd you sleep, darling?]
 * [http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-10/04-hamalanche/molest/ "Help! Help! I'm being molested!"]
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