In just what way do the examples you just added (Frosty the Snowman and Indiana Jones) have anything at all to do with Catholicism, let alone a fantastic distortion of it? In the Frosty case, a "parson" is an explicitly non-Catholic preacher. In the Indiana Jones example, the Holy Grail is basically an object from Bible fanfiction (and not the Bible -- it's generally agreed to be a reskinned version of an object from Celtic myth) and is not in any way part of Catholic dogma, while the Ark of the Covenant is part of the Old Testament and is far from an exclusively Catholic artifact. Your examples are essentially Christianity Is Catholic, and ignore that there are other denominations.
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