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{{quote|''Picture this scenario: It's 8 P.M. on a weekday night, and your 12-year-old child suddenly remembers that he has a major school report on the Spanish-American War due ''tomorrow''. He needs to do some research, but the library is closed. No problem? Your cyber-savvy youngster simply turns on your computer, activates your modem, logs on to the Internet--the revolutionary "Information Superhighway"--and, in a matter of minutes, is exchanging pictures of naked women with other youngsters all over North America.''|''[[Dave Barry]] in Cyberspace''}} |
{{quote|''Picture this scenario: It's 8 P.M. on a weekday night, and your 12-year-old child suddenly remembers that he has a major school report on the Spanish-American War due ''tomorrow''. He needs to do some research, but the library is closed. No problem? Your cyber-savvy youngster simply turns on your computer, activates your modem, logs on to the Internet--the revolutionary "Information Superhighway"--and, in a matter of minutes, is exchanging pictures of naked women with other youngsters all over North America.''|''[[Dave Barry]] in Cyberspace''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jason:''' ''(using Compunet for the first time)'' Ms. October sure has big hooters. |
{{quote|'''Jason:''' ''(using Compunet for the first time)'' Ms. October sure has big hooters. |
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'''Marcus:''' I wonder if that affects download time.|''[[FoxTrot]]''}} |
'''Marcus:''' I wonder if that affects download time.|''[[FoxTrot]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Internet porn! Roman orgy scenes!'' |
{{quote|''Internet porn! Roman orgy scenes!'' |
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''Internet porn! Dominatrix queens!'' |
''Internet porn! Dominatrix queens!'' |
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''Internet porn! [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl]] on guy [[But You Screw One Goat!|on sheep]]!''|''Da Vinci's Notebook, Internet Porn.''}} |
''Internet porn! [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl]] on guy [[But You Screw One Goat!|on sheep]]!''|''Da Vinci's Notebook, Internet Porn.''}} |
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{{quote|''"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."''|'''Phillip J. Fry''', ''[[Futurama]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."''|'''Phillip J. Fry''', ''[[Futurama]]''}} |
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{{quote|Carl: You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site. |
{{quote|Carl: You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site. |
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Lenny: Which makes you ten trillionth overall. |'''[[The Simpsons]]''', ''I Am Furious Yellow''}} |
Lenny: Which makes you ten trillionth overall. |'''[[The Simpsons]]''', ''I Am Furious Yellow''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jay''': He's probably on the internet looking up the answers to the exam questions. |
{{quote|'''Jay''': He's probably on the internet looking up the answers to the exam questions. |
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'''Neil''': And then having a wank. |
'''Neil''': And then having a wank. |
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'''Simon''': What? |
'''Simon''': What? |
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'''Neil''': Well, it's impossible, innit? I don't think I've ever been on the internet and not ended up having a wank.|'''series 2 episode 6''', ''[[The Inbetweeners]]''}} |
'''Neil''': Well, it's impossible, innit? I don't think I've ever been on the internet and not ended up having a wank.|'''series 2 episode 6''', ''[[The Inbetweeners]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 13:34, 7 August 2014
The internet is for porn! —Trekkie Monster, Avenue Q
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Picture this scenario: It's 8 P.M. on a weekday night, and your 12-year-old child suddenly remembers that he has a major school report on the Spanish-American War due tomorrow. He needs to do some research, but the library is closed. No problem? Your cyber-savvy youngster simply turns on your computer, activates your modem, logs on to the Internet--the revolutionary "Information Superhighway"--and, in a matter of minutes, is exchanging pictures of naked women with other youngsters all over North America.
—Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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Jason: (using Compunet for the first time) Ms. October sure has big hooters. |
Internet porn! Roman orgy scenes! —Da Vinci's Notebook, Internet Porn.
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"For anyone out there who is not aware of the vast array of pornography on the Internet, you are about to become far less productive."
—Geraldo Rivera, My Name Is Earl
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"I typed in "show me your boobs" into Google Image Search, and it did! It's like that robot I made, only it totally works! I typed in 'porn', and porn came up. I typed in 'breakfast', and porn came up. IT'S THE PERFECT SYSTEM!"
—Michael Swaim, Agents of Cracked, episode 1x05: "The Web of Sites"
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"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."
—Phillip J. Fry, Futurama
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Carl: You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site. —The Simpsons, I Am Furious Yellow
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Jay: He's probably on the internet looking up the answers to the exam questions. —series 2 episode 6, The Inbetweeners
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"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn!'" |