The Online Warrior/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Doom will fight gingivitis on his own!
    • Max: Man the Sh*t I put up with
  • Wesker shooting himself in the leg
  • Max implying that X-23 pays for things with her...y'know. X-23 promptly pulls out her claws.
  • X-23 calling Doom Al Bundy in the green tunic.
  • Wesker's ringtone is Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya the song that made Nyan Cat popular. It's funny cause it's Wesker.
  • During the party at which Max and his friends played live offline games of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 after its release Max's dog starts licking one of the guests in the ear. It's as hilarious as it is cute, especially one of the guests calling Max's dog a whore and Max frequently telling it to get down onto the floor.
  • Vergil's very blunt No that he won't give humanity another chance complete with Record Needle Scratch
  • The entire video of Doom and Wesker watching the Resident Evil 6 trailer. Especially the end when Doom sees the logo

Doom: Huh, looks like a giraffe getting blown by a manatee
Wesker: Oh goddammit! Now I'll never be able to unsee that!

  • ANY outtakes scene from the Assist Me! videos. Especially Doom when every time he screws up, he'll say some random lines. Some of the funny scenes and lines are :
    • "...SEASON 6 OF THE SHIELD BY MIKE CHIKLIS" when Max ask him regarding him snapping his fingers. Due to that Max laughed too hard on this.
    • Somehow there's a tiny bit of smoke coming out of Doom's mouth when's he sick and says " F**k you Wesker!" in Wesker's outtakes.
    • Max's sandwich skit in Jill's outtakes
    • "Don't worry, Ammy has over 2 million HP IRL"
    • Max and Doom's confrontation with Vergil
    • Assist Me Dance Party
    • The "Boy George" running gag.
    • Doom's singing voice at Deadpool's
  • Doom getting Wesker a Blender for christmas
  • Deadpool reading the script to the Assist Me, killing the Megaman fanboys and trolling Max.
    • How about pretty much everything out of Deadpool's mouth?
  • This gem from Deadpool's Assist Me

Doom: By my diagnosis, you're the biggest Troll of all Wade.

Deadpool: Your diagnosis? Wait, you're actually a doctor?

Doom: What? You think Doom would take on the fancy title because he thought it sounded cool?

(Background music cuts out. Deadpool and Max stare at Doom in disbelief)

Doom: Oh F*ck you guys!