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One day, Twilight Sparkle tries to cast a new spell. [[Baleful Polymorph|It turns her and, for some reason, Big Macintosh into spiders.]] They then have lots and lots of ''spider sex.'' Twilight gets pregnant with spider babies, who then hatch and kill Spike. There is a [[Sarcasm Mode|very exciting]] chase, and the two run into another spider named Miriam Webster and one of Pinkie Pie’s sisters. The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by spitting all his juices back, Twilight and Big Mac are turned back into ponies by Miriam, the author has a [[Self Insert]] cameo as an alicorn, and Twilight returns home.
One day, Twilight Sparkle tries to cast a new spell. [[Baleful Polymorph|It turns her and, for some reason, Big Macintosh into spiders.]] They then have lots and lots of ''spider sex.'' Twilight gets pregnant with spider babies, who then hatch and kill Spike. There is a [[Sarcasm Mode|very exciting]] chase, and the two run into another spider named Miriam Webster and one of Pinkie Pie’s sisters. The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by spitting all his juices back, Twilight and Big Mac are turned back into ponies by Miriam, the author has a [[Self Insert]] cameo as an alicorn, and Twilight returns home.


Now stretch that one paragraph across a few pages, misspell almost every word, use no grammar whatsoever, and voila! You have ''The Spiderses,'' the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' [[Troll Fic|answer to]] ''[[My Immortal]]'' and ''[[Half Life Full Life Consequences]].''
Now stretch that one paragraph across a few pages, misspell almost every word, use no grammar whatsoever, and voila! You have ''The Spiderses,'' the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' [[Troll Fic|answer to]] ''[[My Immortal]]'' and ''[[Half Life: Full Life Consequences]].''


The fic can be read [http://argembarger.deviantart.com/#/d45xim7 here]. There are also a few dramatic readings on [[YouTube]], if you are so inclined, with the equivalent of the Gmod version as part of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46OVd8nBDRk Rainbow Dash Presents].
The fic can be read [https://web.archive.org/web/20130206185043/http://argembarger.deviantart.com/#/d45xim7 here]. There are also a few dramatic readings on [[YouTube]], if you are so inclined, with the equivalent of the Gmod version as part of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46OVd8nBDRk Rainbow Dash Presents].


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=== This work contains examples of: ===


* [[And That's Terrible]]
* [[And That's Terrible]]
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* [[Ascended Extra]]: Pinkie's sister. It's never specified whether it's Inky or Blinky.
* [[Ascended Extra]]: Pinkie's sister. It's never specified whether it's Inky or Blinky.
* [[Author Avatar]] / [[Self Insert]]: Argembarger suddenly appears as an alicorn for absolutely no reason, just so Twilight can try and have "pony sex" with him. He blows her off and leaves in the same paragraph he's introduced.
* [[Author Avatar]] / [[Self Insert]]: Argembarger suddenly appears as an alicorn for absolutely no reason, just so Twilight can try and have "pony sex" with him. He blows her off and leaves in the same paragraph he's introduced.
* [[Back From the Dead]]: The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by [[Artistic License Biology|putting his vital fluids back into his body]]
* [[Back from the Dead]]: The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by [[Artistic License: Biology|putting his vital fluids back into his body]]
* [[Baleful Polymorph]]: Twilight Sparkle and Big Macintosh, obviously.
* [[Baleful Polymorph]]: Twilight Sparkle and Big Macintosh, obviously.
* [[Coitus Ensues]]: Big Macintosh's reaction to possibly being stuck in spider form? LET'S HAVE SEX!
* [[Coitus Ensues]]: Big Macintosh's reaction to possibly being stuck in spider form? LET'S HAVE SEX!
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* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]
* [[Metaphorgotten]]:
* [[Metaphorgotten]]:
{{quote| ''they started to have spider sex and it felt rely wieird for twilight but twilight nevr even had normal regualr pony sex so spider sex was the weirdest most strage thing ever. it was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence and i dont know wer this metaphor goesing. amynore.''}}
{{quote|''they started to have spider sex and it felt rely wieird for twilight but twilight nevr even had normal regualr pony sex so spider sex was the weirdest most strage thing ever. it was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence and i dont know wer this metaphor goesing. amynore.''}}
* [[Mouse World]]
* [[Mouse World]]
* [[Pluralses]]: The title.
* [[Pluralses]]: The title.
* [[Purple Prose]]: The below-mentioned [[Art Evolution|Writing Evolution]].
* [[Purple Prose]]: The below-mentioned [[Art Evolution|Writing Evolution]].
* [[Remember the New Guy]]: The [[Author Avatar]] is presented as Twilight Sparkle's "bestest friend in the world."
* [[Remember the New Guy?]]: The [[Author Avatar]] is presented as Twilight Sparkle's "bestest friend in the world."
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: To the point where it's almost illegible.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: To the point where it's almost illegible.
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: And how.
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: And how.
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Latest revision as of 14:59, 21 September 2018

One day, Twilight Sparkle tries to cast a new spell. It turns her and, for some reason, Big Macintosh into spiders. They then have lots and lots of spider sex. Twilight gets pregnant with spider babies, who then hatch and kill Spike. There is a very exciting chase, and the two run into another spider named Miriam Webster and one of Pinkie Pie’s sisters. The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by spitting all his juices back, Twilight and Big Mac are turned back into ponies by Miriam, the author has a Self Insert cameo as an alicorn, and Twilight returns home.

Now stretch that one paragraph across a few pages, misspell almost every word, use no grammar whatsoever, and voila! You have The Spiderses, the My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic answer to My Immortal and Half Life: Full Life Consequences.

The fic can be read here. There are also a few dramatic readings on YouTube, if you are so inclined, with the equivalent of the Gmod version as part of Rainbow Dash Presents.

Tropes used in The Spiderses include:

they started to have spider sex and it felt rely wieird for twilight but twilight nevr even had normal regualr pony sex so spider sex was the weirdest most strage thing ever. it was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence and i dont know wer this metaphor goesing. amynore.

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