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* The thoroughly disturbing [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_rebecca_and_briannas_redacted_a.php Rebecca and Brianna's [REDACTED] Adventure] original character fic, which so horrified Rob that the ending earned ''eight'' Scanners pictures. |
* The thoroughly disturbing [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_rebecca_and_briannas_redacted_a.php Rebecca and Brianna's [REDACTED] Adventure] original character fic, which so horrified Rob that the ending earned ''eight'' Scanners pictures. |
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* One particularly unsettling story (listed on the site under the heading "???") was summed up by Rob's fantastic line: {{spoiler|"''When chickens purr in an erotic fan fic, you know bad shit is about to go down.''" }} |
* One particularly unsettling story (listed on the site under the heading "???") was summed up by Rob's fantastic line: {{spoiler|"''When chickens purr in an erotic fan fic, you know bad shit is about to go down.''" }} |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/10/fan_fiction_friday_jaden_from_yu-gi-oh_gx_in_jaden.php "INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE GODDAMN PUMPS, FUCKSTICK."] |
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140416111738/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/10/fan_fiction_friday_jaden_from_yu-gi-oh_gx_in_jaden.php "INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE GODDAMN PUMPS, FUCKSTICK."] |
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* The complete and total [[Crack Fic|insanity]] of [[Garfield]]: [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/04/fan_fiction_friday_prince_william_kate_middleton_a.php Royal Rescue 1] [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/11/fan_fiction_friday_garfield_prince_of_tragedy_in_r.php and 2]. |
* The complete and total [[Crack Fic|insanity]] of [[Garfield]]: [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/04/fan_fiction_friday_prince_william_kate_middleton_a.php Royal Rescue 1] [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/11/fan_fiction_friday_garfield_prince_of_tragedy_in_r.php and 2]. |
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** Especially the song "Love is Lasagna" |
** Especially the song "Love is Lasagna" |
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'''Fic''': "Oh Babe when I see your eyes / It is making my pants rise / The feeling is out of control / From my lovin there is no parole / Love Is Lasagna / Food that is Feeding my soul / Love Is Lasagna / It is not no casserole / Oh Babe I am at the end of my ropes / I want to taste your sweet cantaloupes / Your body is buffet of desire / In bedroom I will never tire / Love is Lasagna / We will be melting like Mozzarella cheese / Love is Lasagna / My appetite only you can appease / Oh babe you are delicious like lasagna feast / I will devour your body whole like beast / Lonely Man Walking Lonely Path Alone / Now we are together all night we will moan / Love is Lasagna / One serving is never enough / Love is Lasagna / You are knowing I like it rough / Love is Lasagna / Soft and gooey give me one more slice / Love is Lasagna / I will be taking you to paradise |
'''Fic''': "Oh Babe when I see your eyes / It is making my pants rise / The feeling is out of control / From my lovin there is no parole / Love Is Lasagna / Food that is Feeding my soul / Love Is Lasagna / It is not no casserole / Oh Babe I am at the end of my ropes / I want to taste your sweet cantaloupes / Your body is buffet of desire / In bedroom I will never tire / Love is Lasagna / We will be melting like Mozzarella cheese / Love is Lasagna / My appetite only you can appease / Oh babe you are delicious like lasagna feast / I will devour your body whole like beast / Lonely Man Walking Lonely Path Alone / Now we are together all night we will moan / Love is Lasagna / One serving is never enough / Love is Lasagna / You are knowing I like it rough / Love is Lasagna / Soft and gooey give me one more slice / Love is Lasagna / I will be taking you to paradise |
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'''Rob''': *10Head Asplodes* }} |
'''Rob''': *10Head Asplodes* }} |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/fan_fiction_friday_my_little_ponies_in_mares_milk.php "Kids come running for the great taste of Tits!"] |
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130704075404/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/fan_fiction_friday_my_little_ponies_in_mares_milk.php "Kids come running for the great taste of Tits!"] |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_bruce_wayne_and_dick_grayson_in.php "BATMAN JUST TALKED TO HIS OWN DICK."] |
* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_bruce_wayne_and_dick_grayson_in.php "BATMAN JUST TALKED TO HIS OWN DICK."] |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_thomas_the_tank_engine_in_tensi.php "Now imagine it covered in vaginal lubricant. IF I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU DO TOO"] |
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131010045119/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/fan_fiction_friday_thomas_the_tank_engine_in_tensi.php "Now imagine it covered in vaginal lubricant. IF I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU DO TOO"] |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_progressive_flo_in_a_new_type_o.php "Oooorrrrgggghhhh!"] |
* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_progressive_flo_in_a_new_type_o.php "Oooorrrrgggghhhh!"] |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_the_frog_prince_1.php "Um, yeah. There's nothing quite as erotic as rubbing your dick on a pile of rocks. Why, I can't walk down a cobbled road without wanting to drop to the ground and start humping it."] |
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140508070441/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_the_frog_prince_1.php "Um, yeah. There's nothing quite as erotic as rubbing your dick on a pile of rocks. Why, I can't walk down a cobbled road without wanting to drop to the ground and start humping it."] |
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* The entirety of Rob's reactions throughout "[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_starscream_and_megatron_in_the.php The Miracle Of Life]", including "This is happening", and his reaction to {{spoiler|Starscream's caesarean section}}. |
* The entirety of Rob's reactions throughout "[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/fan_fiction_friday_starscream_and_megatron_in_the.php The Miracle Of Life]", including "This is happening", and his reaction to {{spoiler|Starscream's caesarean section}}. |
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* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_fievel_from_american_tail_in_th.php The utter insanity of what Rob calls "The Fievel Story."] |
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130110014824/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_fievel_from_american_tail_in_th.php The utter insanity of what Rob calls "The Fievel Story."] |
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== Comments == |
== Comments == |
Revision as of 16:10, 14 October 2022
Fan Fiction Friday
- The Tohts in Fan Fiction Friday never cease to crack me up.
- This gem of a line from the Comics Nix classic tale of star-crossed lovers Optimus Prime and Princess Leia about Optimus's anus, which R2-D2 enters...yes, really: "A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place."
- Followed up with Rob's later comments: (when discussing R2's motivations) "Am I concentrating on this in a desperate attempt to ignore the fact that Optimus Prime's asshole is apparently the happiest, most beautiful place in the universe? POSSIBLY."
- Rob on the fact that Jabba owns Jar-Jar Bink's severed, carbon frozen penis: "I'm beginning to feel that Jabba has some issues."
- "OPTIMUS PRIME HAS DISNEYLAND IN HIS ASS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"
- "Leia, your leather clad bikini lighten up my boron buttocks!"
- *whickers*
- Yoda and Tequila. All of it.
- Rob's response to a line about a baton stuck up Parappa's rear end in this FFF:
"Fic": CHAPTER 3 MEANWILE suny was at police car wit Parapa and say "woooooooow it really in their like a sord in a stone! how we get it out"? |
- Rob's reaction to the infamously Sick and Wrong fic Chibi Usas Seventh Birthday:
Fic: "I should go first, I'm her mother! |
- Rob taking on an incomprehensible Mind Screw of a Saved by the Bell fic.
- The thoroughly disturbing Rebecca and Brianna's [REDACTED Adventure] original character fic, which so horrified Rob that the ending earned eight Scanners pictures.
- One particularly unsettling story (listed on the site under the heading "???") was summed up by Rob's fantastic line: "When chickens purr in an erotic fan fic, you know bad shit is about to go down."
- "INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE GODDAMN PUMPS, FUCKSTICK."
- The complete and total insanity of Garfield: Royal Rescue 1 and 2.
- Especially the song "Love is Lasagna"
- "Kids come running for the great taste of Tits!"
- "BATMAN JUST TALKED TO HIS OWN DICK."
- "Now imagine it covered in vaginal lubricant. IF I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU DO TOO"
- "Oooorrrrgggghhhh!"
- "Um, yeah. There's nothing quite as erotic as rubbing your dick on a pile of rocks. Why, I can't walk down a cobbled road without wanting to drop to the ground and start humping it."
- The entirety of Rob's reactions throughout "The Miracle Of Life", including "This is happening", and his reaction to Starscream's caesarean section.
- The utter insanity of what Rob calls "The Fievel Story."
Comments
- This exchange between resident Nightmare Fuel Station Attendants Abraxas and Sango.
Abraxas: "my god, it's full of cock, wait, no... look at my onahole. now look at your Na'Vi flesh light. sadly, it's not an onahole. but it could be if you were fucking the space taken up by Neytiri. look up. now down. you're in Rob's basement. he's having fun with the onahole you could be having if your Na'Vi fleshlight where an onahole. what's in my hand? it's a cum filled ruler you can make of your cum if you used an onahole and not a triagonal vajayjay. anything is possible with your onahole.... now with 400% pleasure satisfaction plus" |
- This exchange between them is also brilliant:
Abraxas: "where are Devastator's balls?" |
- And they had a field day here
- Sago attacks a Troll with a trick he learned from Dr. Abraxas.
- Rickicker's epic post-FFF suicides.
- Any time Sago and Dr. Abraxas try to one up each other, Nightmare Fuel, Squick and lulz follows.
Other
- Even the 404 page is funny. [dead link]
- The birth of "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!" after a particularly wretched Pokémon FFF.
- This part of the Transformers 3 FAQ:
- Rob's reaction to the news that Christopher Lee was recording a "symphonic metal" album about the life of Charlemagne, his ancestor. It's so over the top it's hillarious.
- The DVD Day for the 14th of Februrary, check Nude Nuns with Big Guns.