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"Someone has to stir shit up, or things get boring. I get bored when there's not conflict of some kind going on."

—A troll... let's just leave it at that.

"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."

—Bug, For The Haters

You see the happy people's biggest problem is
They're never fearing the worst
While the rest of us will never sleep until

Your happy bubbles are burst.
—Barenaked Ladies, "Angry People"

I don't know you but I think I hate you
You're the reason for my misery
Strange that you've become my biggest enemy
And I've never even seen your face
Well maybe it's just jealousy
Mix it up with a violent mind
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense

Or maybe, I'm just dumb
—Green Day, "Chump"

If trawling for assholes you'll net a fine catch

with skulls full of saw dust (well I've got the match!)

—Skyclad, "On With Their Heads!"

[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans.

TT: Our sparing intellects are probably better suited to it.]]

—Rose, Homestuck

"Trolls like you belong under a bridge."

—YouTube video author responding to homophobic comment.

"I like the idea of a 'professional troll' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."

—Yahtzee

"I don't care what you think As long as it's about me The best of us can find happiness in misery."

—Fall Out Boy, "I Don't Care"

Problem?

—Trollface

Trolls are the janitors of DA. You don't want to associate with them, but without us, this place would be covered in shit.

—A member of I-Call-Bull... which, admittedly, only "trolls" people who deserve it.

You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You have probably been told
"Don't reply
To this guy,
He is just getting a rise
Out of you," Yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble
On the double
While he strokes his manly stubble,
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play!
And yet you keep on trying,
Mindlessly replying,

You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!

—Successful Troll Song (sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest")

"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is LOLing when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"

—"Real Men of Genius: Mr. Asshat Forum Troll" Budweiser ad parody.

Toki: There he is!
Skwisgaar: Yep, that's definitely a troll.

—forum weapon, from the episode "Dethtroll", [1] Metalocalypse

Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.

—The Bible (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3

Hey guys check out this cool link! [2] We're no strangers to love / you know the rules and so do I / a full committment is what I'm thinking of / you wouldn't get this from any other guy...

I am an asshole, I am an asshole, I am SUCH an asshole! Look at me~

—Proton Jon

I was waiting for you to make a punchline.

—Mai, Nichijou

So, on a scale from one to mad... How mad?

—A Team Fortress 2 player in this video of a child throwing a tantrum

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 {{quote|''"Someone has to stir shit up, or things get boring. I get bored when there's not conflict of some kind going on."''|'''A troll'''... let's just leave it at that.}}
-{{quote|''"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."''|''[[Bug (Webcomic)|Bug]]'', ''[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/for-the-haters/ For The Haters]''}}
+{{quote|''"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."''|''[[Bug Martini|Bug]]'', ''[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/for-the-haters/ For The Haters]''}}
-{{quote|''You see the happy people's biggest problem is<br />
+{{quote|''You see the happy people's biggest problem is
-They're never fearing the worst<br />
+They're never fearing the worst
-While the rest of us will never sleep until<br />
+While the rest of us will never sleep until
-Your happy bubbles are burst.''|'''Barenaked Ladies''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZZ3_bwnWQ "Angry People"]}}
+Your happy bubbles are burst.''|'''Barenaked Ladies''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}TnZZ3_bwnWQ "Angry People"]}}
-{{quote|''I don't know you but I think I hate you<br />
+{{quote|''I don't know you but I think I hate you
-You're the reason for my misery<br />
+You're the reason for my misery
-Strange that you've become my biggest enemy<br />
+Strange that you've become my biggest enemy
-And I've never even seen your face<br />
+And I've never even seen your face
-Well maybe it's just jealousy<br />
+Well maybe it's just jealousy
-Mix it up with a violent mind<br />
+Mix it up with a violent mind
-A circumstance that doesn't make much sense<br />
+A circumstance that doesn't make much sense
-Or maybe, I'm just dumb''|'''Green Day''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmc4mbCBlQ "Chump"]}}
+Or maybe, I'm just dumb''|'''Green Day''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}3vmc4mbCBlQ "Chump"]}}
 {{quote|If trawling [[Asshole Victim|for assholes]] you'll net a fine catch<br />
-with skulls full of saw dust (well [[Kill It With Fire|I've got the match]]!)|'''[[Folk Metal|Skyclad]]''', "On With Their Heads!"}}
+with skulls full of saw dust (well [[Kill It with Fire|I've got the match]]!)|'''[[Folk Metal|Skyclad]]''', "On With Their Heads!"}}
-{{quote|[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans.<br />
+{{quote|[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans.
-TT: Our sparing intellects are probably better suited to it.]]|'''Rose''', ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]''}}
+TT: Our sparing intellects are probably better suited to it.]]|'''Rose''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
 {{quote|"Trolls like you belong under a bridge."|[[YouTube]] video author responding to homophobic comment.}}
-{{quote|"I like the idea of a 'professional troll' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."|'''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Yahtzee]]'''}}
+{{quote|"I like the idea of a 'professional troll' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]]'''}}
-{{quote|"I don't care what you think As long as it's about me The best of us can find happiness in misery."|'''Fall Out Boy''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ZFNpf1cK0 "I Don't Care"]}}
+{{quote|"I don't care what you think As long as it's about me The best of us can find happiness in misery."|'''Fall Out Boy''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}55ZFNpf1cK0 "I Don't Care"]}}
-{{quote|([[Blaz Blue|Terumi]] [[Trope Pantheons/Mentalism|Hazama]] sneaks up from out of nowhere and writes over the sign so that it says [[Bebes Kids|"No VIbES" and "No bEVIS"]] repeatedly on it and silently moonwalks away. Daisy NP gets annoyed by Terumi and snaps her fingers again to fix it)<br />
-'''Daisy NP''': Stop it! <br />
-(Hazama appears from behind the counter [[Animal Motif|grinning like a snake]], snaps his fingers, and the sign's changed again to have a picture of a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02194.gif huge bitch] over where the rule should be.) <br />
-(Daisy smacks Terumi over the head with her staff very hard, and snaps her fingers to fix it again, then snaps it once more, plaquing it in a sense) <br />
-'''Daisy''': Get out of my hotel. Now. <br />
-(Hazama has not lost his smile whatsoever despite being hit over the head.) <br />
-'''Hazama''': Man, you need to chillax, [[Buffy Speak|dude... lady... person]]. <br />
-(Hazama simply walks off [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyeKAkMwCpw whistling].) |''[[We Are Our Avatars (Roleplay)|We Are Our Avatars]]'' }}
 {{quote|''Problem?''|[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem Trollface]}}
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 {{quote|Trolls are the janitors of [[Deviant ART|DA]]. You don't want to associate with them, but without us, this place would be covered in shit. |A member of [http://i-call-bull.deviantart.com/ I-Call-Bull]... which, admittedly, [[That Liar Lies|only "trolls"]] [[Asshole Victim|people who deserve it]].}}
-{{quote|''You've been trolled''<br />
+{{quote|''You've been trolled''
-''You've been trolled''<br />
+''You've been trolled''
-''You have probably been told''<br />
+''You have probably been told''
-''"Don't reply'' <br />
+''"Don't reply''
-''To this guy,''<br />
+''To this guy,''
-''He is just getting a rise''<br />
+''He is just getting a rise''
-''Out of you," Yes, it's true''<br />
+''Out of you," Yes, it's true''
-''You respond and that's his cue''<br />
+''You respond and that's his cue''
-''To start trouble'' <br />
+''To start trouble''
-''On the double''<br />
+''On the double''
-''While he strokes his [[Perma Stubble|manly stubble,]]''<br />
+''While he strokes his [[Perma-Stubble|manly stubble,]]''
-''You've been trolled''<br />
+''You've been trolled''
-''You've been trolled''<br />
+''You've been trolled''
-''You should probably just fold''<br />
+''You should probably just fold''
-''When [[War Games|the only winning move is not to play!]]''<br />
+''When [[WarGames|the only winning move is not to play!]]''
-''And yet you keep on trying,''<br />
+''And yet you keep on trying,''
-''Mindlessly replying,''<br />
+''Mindlessly replying,''
-''You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!''|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUTXrF5_jQ Successful Troll Song] (sung to the tune of [[Beauty and The Beast|"Be Our Guest"]])}}
+''You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!''|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}ZAUTXrF5_jQ Successful Troll Song] (sung to the tune of [[Beauty and The Beast|"Be Our Guest"]])}}
-{{quote|''"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum [[Troll]]. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough [[Emoticon|smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude]] just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is LOLing when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"'' |[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMOcJfsksI&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=53 "Real Men of Genius: Mr. Asshat Forum Troll" Budweiser ad parody.] }}
+{{quote|''"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum [[Troll]]. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough [[Emoticon|smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude]] just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is LOLing when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"'' |[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}HaMOcJfsksI&list{{=}}FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index{{=}}53 "Real Men of Genius: Mr. Asshat Forum Troll" Budweiser ad parody.] }}
-{{quote|'''Toki:''' There he is! <br />
+{{quote|'''Toki:''' There he is!
+'''Skwisgaar:''' Yep, that's definitely a troll.
-'''Skwisgaar:''' Yep, that's definitely a troll. |[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWIFpAWnnhU forum weapon, from the episode "Dethtroll"], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_366812&v=oRP-kKexC98&src_vid=kWIFpAWnnhU&feature=iv\] ''[[Metalocalypse]]''}}
+|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}kWIFpAWnnhU forum weapon, from the episode "Dethtroll"], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id{{=}}annotation_366812&v{{=}}oRP-kKexC98&src_vid{{=}}kWIFpAWnnhU&feature{{=}}iv\] ''[[Metalocalypse]]''}}
-{{quote|''Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.''|''[[The Bible (Literature)|The Bible]]'' (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3}}
+{{quote|''Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.''|''[[The Bible]]'' (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3}}
-{{quote| ''[[Self Demonstrating Article|Hey guys check out this cool link!]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ\] '' {{spoiler|[[Rick Roll|We're no strangers to love / you know the rules and so do I / a full committment is what I'm thinking of / you wouldn't get this from any other guy...]]}}''}}
+{{quote|''[[Self-Demonstrating Article|Hey guys check out this cool link!]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}dQw4w9WgXcQ\] '' {{spoiler|[[Rickroll|We're no strangers to love / you know the rules and so do I / a full committment is what I'm thinking of / you wouldn't get this from any other guy...]]}}''}}
-{{quote|''[[The Runaway Guys|I am an asshole,]] [[New Super Mario Bros Wii (Video Game)|I am an asshole,]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|I am SUCH an asshole!]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Look at me~]]''|[[Proton Jon]]}}
+{{quote|''[[The Runaway Guys|I am an asshole,]] [[New Super Mario Bros. Wii|I am an asshole,]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|I am SUCH an asshole!]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Look at me~]]''|[[Proton Jon]]}}
-{{quote|''I was waiting for you to make a punchline.''|'''Mai''', ''[[Nichijou (Manga)|Nichijou]]''}}
+{{quote|''I was waiting for you to make a punchline.''|'''Mai''', ''[[Nichijou]]''}}
-{{quote|''So, on a scale from one to mad... How mad?''|A [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]] player in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvYS7rz-EPA&feature=channel&list=UL this video] of a child throwing a tantrum}}
+{{quote|''So, on a scale from one to mad... How mad?''|A [[Team Fortress 2]] player in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}vvYS7rz-EPA&feature{{=}}channel&list{{=}}UL this video] of a child throwing a tantrum}}
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