Troll/Quotes
"Someone has to stir shit up, or things get boring. I get bored when there's not conflict of some kind going on."
—A troll... let's just leave it at that.
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"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."
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You see the happy people's biggest problem is —Barenaked Ladies, "Angry People"
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I don't know you but I think I hate you —Green Day, "Chump"
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If trawling for assholes you'll net a fine catch —Skyclad, "On With Their Heads!"
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[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans. —Rose, Homestuck
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"Trolls like you belong under a bridge."
—YouTube video author responding to homophobic comment.
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"I like the idea of a 'professional troll' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."
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"I don't care what you think As long as it's about me The best of us can find happiness in misery."
—Fall Out Boy, "I Don't Care"
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Problem?
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Trolls are the janitors of DA. You don't want to associate with them, but without us, this place would be covered in shit.
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You've been trolled —Successful Troll Song (sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest")
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"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is LOLing when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"
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Toki: There he is! |
Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.
—The Bible (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3
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I was waiting for you to make a punchline.
—Mai, Nichijou
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So, on a scale from one to mad... How mad?
—A Team Fortress 2 player in this video of a child throwing a tantrum
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