Wally Bear and The No Gang

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Already this game is off to a good start. In fact, you might even need to take some drugs just to tolerate this crap.

An unlicensed NES game from 1992 by American Game Cartridges designed to teach kids the dangers of drugs and alcohol, this stars Wally Bear, a Totally Radical sk8r boi who goes off to a party planned by his Uncle Gary Grizzly. Along the way he meets up with Toby Turtle, Priscilla Poodle and other Funny Animal friends.

This was developed in cooperation with the American Medical Association and the National Clearinghouse for Alcohol and Drug Information (NCADI). There was even a toll-free phone number, 1-800-HI-WALLY, in which kids could hear a few phrases from their bear hero. Amazingly, it remained active until October 2007, 15 years after the game was released.

Tropes used in Wally Bear and The No Gang include:

Stay Smart! Don't Start!

¡Dile que no! ¡Piensalo!