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"Goooooooldfingaaaaaaaaaaaar! He's the man, the man with the Midas touch! A spider's touch!"

—Shirley Bassey, Goldfinger

"But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!"

—Scorpio, The Simpsons

"You had it all!
The day you told me, told me you want me
I had it all.
But let you fool me, fool me completely.
Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.
Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!
And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!
One day, I'll crawling like a centipede.
You mess with me, and mess with her.
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"

—Tori Vega singing Begging On Your Knees about Ryder Daniels, Victorious

"Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

—South Park

Everybody in the USA
Hates this stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.

—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons^[1]

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
what a terrifying work of art!

—Discord, a fanmade "The Villain Sucks" Song for Discord.

Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath
FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death

—the Internet on Ghost

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↑ Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain

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 {{quote|''"Goooooooldfingaaaaaaaaaaaar! He's the man, the man with the Midas touch! A spider's touch!"''|[[Large Ham|Shirley Bassey]], ''[[Goldfinger]]''}}
-{{quote|''"But beware of his generous pensions,<br />
+{{quote|''"But beware of his generous pensions,''
-Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!<br />
+''Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!''
-And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!<br />
+''And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!''
-He loves German beer!"''|Scorpio, ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}
+''He loves German beer!"''
+|Scorpio, ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}
-{{quote|''"You had it all!<br />
+{{quote|''"You had it all!''
-The day you told me, told me you want me<br />
+''The day you told me, told me you want me''
-I had it all.<br />
+''I had it all.''
-But let you fool me, fool me completely.<br />
+''But let you fool me, fool me completely.''
-Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.<br />
+''Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.''
-Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!<br />
+''Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!''
-And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!<br />
+''And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!''
-One day, I'll crawling like a centipede.<br />
+''One day, I'll crawling like a centipede.''
-You mess with me, and mess with her.<br />
+''You mess with me, and mess with her.''
-So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"''|Tori Vega singing ''Begging On Your Knees'' about  {{spoiler|[[Manipulative Bastard|Ryder Daniels]]}}, ''[[Victorious]]''}}
+''So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"''
+|Tori Vega singing ''Begging On Your Knees'' about  {{spoiler|[[Manipulative Bastard|Ryder Daniels]]}}, ''[[Victorious]]''}}
-{{quote|''"Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch<br />
+{{quote|''"Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch''
-She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."''|''[[South Park]]''}}
+''She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."''
+|''[[South Park]]''}}
-{{quote|''Everybody in the USA<br />
+{{quote|''Everybody in the USA''
-Hates this stupid neighbor<br />
+''Hates this stupid neighbor''
-He's Flanders and he's really really lame.<br />
+''He's Flanders and he's really really lame.''
-Flanders tried to wreck my song<br />
+''Flanders tried to wreck my song''
-His views on birth control are wrong<br />
+''His views on birth control are wrong''
-I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.''|Homer Simpson, ''[[The Simpsons]]''<ref> Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain</ref>}}
+''I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.''
+|Homer Simpson, ''[[The Simpsons]]''<ref>Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain</ref>}}
-{{quote| ''I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear<br />
+{{quote|''I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear''
-someone else is [[Manipulative Bastard|pulling at the strings]]<br />
+''someone else is [[Manipulative Bastard|pulling at the strings]]''
-Something terrible is going down through the entire town<br />
+''Something terrible is going down through the entire town''
-wreaking anarchy and all it brings<br />
+''wreaking anarchy and all it brings''
-<br />
-I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all<br />
-I curse the name, [[Big Bad|the one behind it all]]...<br />
-<br />
-Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon<br />
-And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon<br />
-Discord, whatever did we do<br />
-To make you take our world away?<br />
-<br />
-Discord, [[For the Evulz|are we your prey alone,]]<br />
-Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?<br />
-Discord, we won't take it anymore<br />
-So take your tyranny away!<br />
-<br />
-I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go<br />
-[[World Gone Mad|Now the world is being torn apart]]<br />
-A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,<br />
-what a terrifying work of art!'' }}
+''I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all''
-{{quote| -- ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}jDMGv3hNMes&list{{=}}LL1yi82Ntf9GGcExTiZey1jw&index{{=}}1 Discord]'', a fanmade [["The Villain Sucks" Song]] for [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Discord]].}}
+''I curse the name, [[Big Bad|the one behind it all]]...''
+''Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon''
+''And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon''
+''Discord, whatever did we do''
+''To make you take our world away?''
+''Discord, [[For the Evulz|are we your prey alone,]]''
-{{quote|''Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer<br />
+''Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?''
-Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers<br />
+''Discord, we won't take it anymore''
-Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath<br />
+''So take your tyranny away!''
-FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death''|the Internet on [[True Capitalist|Ghost]]}}
+''I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go''
-{{reflist}}
+''[[World Gone Mad|Now the world is being torn apart]]''
-[[Category:The Villain Sucks Song]]
+''A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,''
-[[Category:Quotes]]
+''what a terrifying work of art!''
+|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}jDMGv3hNMes&list{{=}}LL1yi82Ntf9GGcExTiZey1jw&index{{=}}1 Discord]'', a fanmade [["The Villain Sucks" Song]] for [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Discord]].}}
+{{quote|''Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer''
+''Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers''
+''Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath''
+''FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death''
+|the Internet on [[True Capitalist|Ghost]]}}
+{{tropesubpagefooter}}
+{{DEFAULTSORT:Villain Sucks Song, The}}