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Season 1

All 6 episodes.
Episode 4 "Melee" where Chief overreacts greatly to losing to Arbiter because of Halo 3's Melee system.

Season 2

Episode 7, "Girls" was kinda legendary.
The scene with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx in "Conflict" part 1.
This part in "Cortana".

Cortana I'm a girl gamer living with an alien, and a sexist, mentally defective homophobe who's daily activities consist of going on "lolcats.com" and watching porn.
Chief wtf sh3 caled me an alein DUM BITCH.

BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL

Season 3

The climax of Episode 14, "Wedding".
The scenes with Josh Butterballs in "Cheater" (Episode 8) , and "Evil" (Episode 12).

Season 4

GO FASTER
- GOOOOOO
One word: Oops.
Swan dive!

Season 5

Activate. Acti Activate.
Chief's review of Ocarina of Time in Hypernews I, and his review of Golden Eye 1997 in Hypernews II.

Season 6

Arby and the Chief having a Like an Old Married Couple moment while chasing Adam
Chief desperately mashing the X button trying to pick up the Rocket Launcher in "Dough Eyes".
FREEZE! TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKIGN GROUND!
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. I'll send you nudes. K ILL GO KILL HIM NOW
Four words, Nyan Cat Ear Rape. Best usage of a Gilligan Cut ever.
Trent's end.

Trent: I may have been exaggerating earlier, just a little bit. I know you're not entirely delusional. I know you're aware of the abyss you're dangling over, and that you're just clinging to whatever you possibly can as anybody else would. And, if you'll pardon the slight pun, I hope your hopelessness crushes you-

*SPLAT*

SPIDUR CHEEF

Hypermail

The beginning of "A Scientific Fax" where Chief rejoices about the announcement of Halo 4.
That shit is so esey. I culd gets all thoes badgers in liek a minits. Just using my ass. Blind foldid. Upsied downs. Evin if I was on fiers. And atacked by bears and rapters. Whiel I was sl33ping. Undar Watar. In spaes. LOL.

Bytes

Everything about Steaks, Taters and Hairy Ticks.

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 * The scene with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx in "Conflict" part 1.
 * This part in "Cortana".
-{{quote| '''Cortana''' I'm a girl gamer living with an alien, and a sexist, mentally defective homophobe who's daily activities consist of going on "lolcats.com" and watching porn. <br />
+{{quote|'''Cortana''' I'm a girl gamer living with an alien, and a sexist, mentally defective homophobe who's daily activities consist of going on "lolcats.com" and watching porn.
 '''Chief''' wtf [[Completely Missing the Point|sh3 caled me an alein]] DUM BITCH.  }}
 * BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL
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 * Four words, Nyan Cat Ear Rape. Best usage of a [[Gilligan Cut]] ever.
 *  {{spoiler|Trent's end.}}
-{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Trent}}''': [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|I may have been exaggerating earlier, just a little bit. I know you're not ''entirely'' delusional. I know you're aware of the abyss you're dangling over, and that you're just clinging to whatever you possibly can as anybody else would.]] And, if you'll pardon the slight pun, I hope your hopelessness crushes you-<br />
+{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Trent}}''': [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|I may have been exaggerating earlier, just a little bit. I know you're not ''entirely'' delusional. I know you're aware of the abyss you're dangling over, and that you're just clinging to whatever you possibly can as anybody else would.]] And, if you'll pardon the slight pun, I hope your hopelessness crushes you-<br />
 [[Laser-Guided Karma|*SPLAT*]] }}
 * [[Epic Fail|SPIDUR CHEEF]]