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Guy dressed like a bat
Kicks an awful lot of ass
And can breathe in space

-- Serenity Squid

You dense? Retarded?
He is the goddamn Batman!
And he has a plan.

-- Mullon

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!

-- RA Fritz

Can beat anyone
and always has Kryptonite.
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!

-- Sonic GTR

Burton or Nolan?
Five hundred million dollars
Suggests the latter.

-- Rich318

Batman is a loner
Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
Prove that adage wrong

-- sgtangua8

Fateful cinema.
Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
One mission, Batman.

-- Curious Stranger

The Goddamn Batman,
Why is he so serious?
His parents are dead!

-- Tropers/Mnemonik2