Batman Can Breathe in Space/Quotes

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You are a greasy Italian spaz standing on a platform unsupported in the yawning void of space.
What now?
>DIE OF ASPHYXIATION

You can't do that (somehow).
Oxygen's for losers!... Who told you you needed oxygen? Some loser trying to make you feel small.
Confidence, Red Dwarf, "Confidence and Paranoia"

Noah Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: Motherfucker, no way he live. *charges out into poisonous atmosphere*

Noah Antwiler as Subordinate: Sir you need mask!

Noah Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: I don't need no fuckin mask!

Miles Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: Screw you, I don't need to breathe!

Noah Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: Pussy, I can hold my breath for fifteen minutes!
Oh yeah. Breathing. I suppose some of you pussies need to do that.
Colonel Miles Quaritch, Avatar, as interpreted by Riff Trax

Kenji: Wait a minute: there's no air!

Hiroshi: I don't need it.
Oh, and what's with the space suits on the kids? It's like the cover to S.C.I Spy - slap a fishbowl on their heads and BAM! No suffocation! I mean, they didn't even change out of their street clothes!
Linkara on The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man #1

Wait Uncle Scrooge, you need a suit out there!

How are you alive?

You need heat!

Also air!

How are they breathing? And why is there gravity? I suggest that you not worry about it too much.

Robin Christoper: "He's Outer Space Batman. He shoots far."
Winnie The Owl-Pooh: "Outer Space Batman? But he has no helmet. How does he breathe in space?"

Robin Christopher: "He's Batman. He can breathe in space."