Borderlands/Funny
- Hiyoo! *bang, bang*
- Speaking of online moments, Claptrap doing a fan's proposal. Just... the whole thing
- Jaynis Kobb's hacked Claptrap.
Hack!trap: Well, I could let you in, or I could stick an electrode up my back panel and call it paradise... |
- Secret Armory manages to add some very memorable audio conversations between you and Knoxx as well as two soldiers talking about ice cream and an oversized bullet.
- Also, during Athena's transmissions, she needs to keep them from being identified. This results in them being broadcast in between ads for "Engorge", a faux brand of Penis Englargement Pills. It's funny enough on it's own, but it goes into true CMOF territory when Mr. Shank (Who is identified as a "Notorious Ladies Man") is a spokesperson for it, after the player has already learnt that he is EXTREMELY gay.
Mr. Shank: Yeah so this shit is tits, guys. You should see what my bitch thinks of me now! Hi...Err...Her name is Chaz....Mina....and uh she... |
- Same with Dr. Ned's transmissions during Zombie Island:
Dr. Ned: I'm baking brownies, you want one? Oh shit, wait. I forgot about me trying to shove you off this mortal coil. Can't be givin' brownies to just any vengeance driven d-wad now can I? Hey, you know if zombies like brownies? |
- Later:
Dr. Ned: Well, y'got me outta bed, now I'm just pissed off. I love slippers. I live to wear them. Now I'm just gonna have t'kill ya. |
- Near the end of Zombie Island, the fake credits being interrupted by Undead Ned (HOLY F*#KING SHIT!!!)
- At the end of Robot Revolution, Claptrap shoots Marcus twice in the back, making him fall over. Before dying (and presumably being resurrected at a New U), he raises his finger and weakly says "If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs."
- Anything the prison Claptrap in DLC 3 says before giving him the repair kit.
Claptrap: Let me out! She didn't tell me her age! Girls of all ages like candy! |
- Even better, after you let it out and it opens the door to a treasure rooms for you, follow it a bit longer. It rolls into the garage doing the usual Claptrap beatboxing dance routine, then it suddenly rolls under a giant electromagnet and finds itself lifted off the ground and permanently pinned to it.
Claptrap: Dammit. Just kill me. |
- A fair few of Moxxi's lines.
Moxxi in the Underdome: The Horde Wave's comin ta eatcha! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM. |
- As well as...
Moxxi over the Echo: It looks like you'll need to go through the back door. That's What She Said! HEYO! |
- The starting town's Claptrap has his idle dialogue as him starting to wheel around and spin in place while saying the following:
Claptrap: Oh, come on, let's get down! Come on, everybody! Check me out, I'm dancin'! I'm dancin'! |
- Ned's Claptrap in the Zombie Island DLC is also quite hilarious:
Ned's Claptrap: *Dancing noises* Everybody's doin' the Claptrap! Ninja-kickin' zombies for the thrill! Chicks and shorties up in my grill! But the alive kind! *More dancing noises* |
- Marcus' lemony voiceovers to the intro and outro of 'The Zombie Island of Doctor Ned'.
Marcus: It was a dark and stormy night... on a distant corner of Pandora where few men dare to tread. With the journey to find the elusive Vault behind them, our fearless adventurers set off into the trees of- |
- Some of the weapons have hilarious names, to the point that players colect them for that reason alone. Perhaps the best example is the Hyperion "Bitch" sub-machinegun, which -due to the naming system- comes with the funny names: "Hostile", "Violent", "Malevolent", "Relentless", "Ruthless", and "Twisted", all followed by the weapon title "Bitch". Let alone the fact that the red "Flavor text" says "Smack 'em".
- During the intro, if one looks closely at Mordecai when Marcus is making fun of the player characters, you can see him silently giving Marcus the finger.
- Mr. Shank's accidental transmission:
Mr. Shank: Chaz, stop! Oh my God I am so ticklish there! Oh, did I hit the transmit button? ...Oh crap. Uhhh... Hey, yeah, so you're still gonna still try to infiltrate my palace? Death on your head and such. |
- Some of the things that Scooter comes out with:
- 'Ey, ah'm Scooter! I's named after mah sister! Hey, get you some wheels!
- The Catch-a-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma's girl parts. Really appreciate you takin' a poke at that. The uh, system, not my mom.
- Hey, Scooter says don't walk, drive! My daddy always said wheels were better than heels. Uh, he was paralyzed, though. Anyway, don't walk, drive!
- Act all casual like when I say this. I'm gonna speak in code, so I hope you have the mental capacity to follow. Your 'lady friend' told me to send you to 'Moxxi's place' when you stopped by... If you know what I'm saying.
- Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon!
- The cutscene where you rescue Athena and she tells you about how she suffered while being held prisoner by the bandits:
Athena: Your rescue is most agreeable. Thank you. But to be honest, mostly they just wanted to do my nails and talk about boys all the time. I almost sort of liked it here. They were like the sisters I never had because Atlas duped me into killing them-- Wow, that got heavy, didn't it? |
- The Launch Trailer for Borderlands 2 includes several gems:
- "87 Bazillion guns just got bazilliondier!"
- "Even more skills[1]
- Claptrap's dubstep dance, and the subsequent message - "96.5% more WUB WUB."
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