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* [[Somebody Else's Problem]]: |
* [[Somebody Else's Problem]]: |
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{{quote|'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me! |
{{quote|'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me! |
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'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[Wangst|Shut up]] [[Emo]]! |
'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[Wangst|Shut up]] [[Emo]]! |
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'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[Somebody Else's Problem|We have problems too, you know.]] }} |
'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[Somebody Else's Problem|We have problems too, you know.]] }} |
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* Poor Light... |
* Poor Light... |
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{{quote|'''Ryuk:''' Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? }} |
{{quote|'''Ryuk:''' Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? }} |
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''[Post-traumatic flashback of [[Domestic Abuse]]]'' |
''[Post-traumatic flashback of [[Domestic Abuse]]]'' |
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{{quote|'''Yuri:''' '''''[[Yandere|FLOWERS... AND NO CHOCOLATE?!!!]]''''' [/end flashback] |
{{quote|'''Yuri:''' '''''[[Yandere|FLOWERS... AND NO CHOCOLATE?!!!]]''''' [/end flashback] |
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'''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? |
'''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? |
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'''Light:''' Shut up, Ryuk! [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|At least I like women!]] }} |
'''Light:''' Shut up, Ryuk! [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|At least I like women!]] }} |
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* [[Dead Baby Comedy|Light and Naomi:]] |
* [[Dead Baby Comedy|Light and Naomi:]] |
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{{quote|'''Light:''' ''It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira...'' Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancé was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him... |
{{quote|'''Light:''' ''It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira...'' Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancé was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him... |
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'''Naomi:''' * crying* I did my best! I did my best! |
'''Naomi:''' * crying* I did my best! I did my best! |
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'''Light:''' [[Suicide as Comedy|Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] |
'''Light:''' [[Suicide as Comedy|Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] |
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'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[Precision F-Strike|f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen-[[Even Evil Has Standards|and I'm a Death God!]] |
'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[Precision F-Strike|f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen-[[Even Evil Has Standards|and I'm a Death God!]] }} |
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Latest revision as of 14:25, 18 January 2024
Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky! |
- Death God Ryuk does his part to save the planet:"Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!"
- Light bonds with his little sister:
Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. |
- "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
- Stalked by the F.B.I.:
Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. |
- [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ]
- Ryuk's Lampshade Hanging: "But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!"
- Somebody Else's Problem:
Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me! |
- Poor Light...
Ryuk: Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? |
[Post-traumatic flashback of Domestic Abuse]
Yuri: FLOWERS... AND NO CHOCOLATE?!!! [/end flashback] |
Light: It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira... Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancé was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him... |