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• Gunther complaining to Anna Navarre about his own private conspiracy theory. Even funnier is that the sequel reveals that Gunther was right, the maintenance man was plotting against him.

Anna: Are you sure you pressed the right button? Gunther: I do not make mistakes of that kind! Anna: Your hand might have slipped. Gunther: No, I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime. Anna: The machine would not make a mistake. Gunther: It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange! Anna: So you think the staff has some kind of plot? Gunther: Yes! They do it on purpose!

• The final encounter with the megalomaniac businessman, Bob Page.

Bob Page: You're too late! Already I am more than human... JC: Does that mean I don't get the job?

• Who could forget this exchange:

Jock: "Oh my god, JC, a bomb!" JC: "A BOMB!"

• Disposing of Gunther:

Gunther Hermann: Eet ees a simple message I am demonstreting. Ve know vere you are going and vat you intend. JC Denton: And I know something about you. Gunther Hermann: You kno you vill be defeeted. (JC can make a failed appeal to his honor with a "gentleman's agreement", or...) JC Denton: I know your UNATCO killphrase: "Laputan Machine." Gunther Hermann: I am NOT a mashee---*twitch twitch* JC Denton: Sticks and stones... Gunther Hermann: *Ludicrous Gibs*

• Snarking Walton after the above exchange:

JC Denton: You're worried, Simons. We almost have a cure. Walton Simons: You have nothing. Even if Everett succeeds, you can't synthesize enough vaccine to stop an epidemic. You'd need a Universal Constructor, and don't think Page Industries is going to leave one lying around, not after what you did to the one in Hong Kong. JC Denton: I was never properly trained in its operation. Walton Simons: Laugh it up, Denton.